21 Reasons Why Hillary Clinton Sucks!

The Glacier. Wicked Witch of the West Wing. Hilla the Hun. Robbery Hillham. Slick Hillary. Whatever name she goes by, one thing is for certain: she is a cybernetic organism that has traveled back in time to bring about a socialist paradise for all of mankind.
Hillary Clinton stands at the forefront of a critical period [...]

11 Reasons Why Paris Hilton Sucks (Literally)

Paris Whitney Hilton, heiress to the Hilton Hotel fortune, is a well-known celebrity who has done many things during her short life like inherit a lot of money and, well… that’s about it. Known for her quick wit and sparkling personality, she dazzles the press corps and paparazzi alike with her wispy, stick-like figure.
Nicknamed “Paste” [...]

14 Reasons Why Rachael Ray Sucks (or Rachel Ray for you morons out there)

Rachael Ray is a sort of blimpish television personality that hosts a bunch of tv shows about eating and cooking; two endeavors for which she is apparently well-suited. After writing a series of cookbooks based on cooking meals in 30-minutes, she catapulted to stardom and now makes millions by telling thousands of people how to [...]

5 Military Recruitment Ads That Suck

Armies around the world are always looking for fresh young bodies to fill their ranks, and a major way of doing this is through hip advertisements that demonstrate the awesomeness of the military. However, often such commercials turn out a bit suckier that expected.

Here are five such advertisements:

Why does Barack Obama suck? I’ll give you 10 good reasons…

Note: Barack Obama has an IQ of 125. Are you smarter than him? Take this IQ test and find out!
I don’t know how many times I’ve heard the words “Obama” and “Messiah” used in the same sentence. To liberals, Barack Obama is a spotless god-like figure who will save America [...]

28 Reasons Why Apple’s iPhone Sucks

Note: The average iphone user has an IQ of 119. Are you smarter than that? Take this IQ test and find out!
The Apple iPhone is about to hit the market in one of the most-hyped product releases in recent memory. Fanboys across America are getting ready to camp outside of [...]

12 Reasons Why Bill O’Reilly Sucks

Bill O’Reilly is an American political commentator, not to be confused with the Australian cricketer, and is the host of the Fox News cable show The O’Reilly Factor.
Well known for his tough demeanor and emotionally charged antics, Bill O’Reilly has risen to stardom from his Irish immigrant roots. Love him or hate him, he certainly [...]

16 Reasons Why Rudy Giuliani Sucks

I’m afraid I have some bad news for you, readers: Former New York mayor and current Republican presidential primary candidate Rudy Giuliani sucks. Here are some reasons why:
1. He cheated on his wife: It is a well known fact that Rudy Giuliani’s had extra-martial affairs during his previous two marriages. Most [...]

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