14 Reasons Why Rachael Ray Sucks (or Rachel Ray for you morons out there)

Rachael Ray is a sort of blimpish television personality that hosts a bunch of tv shows about eating and cooking; two endeavors for which she is apparently well-suited. After writing a series of cookbooks based on cooking meals in 30-minutes, she catapulted to stardom and now makes millions by telling thousands of people how to […]

5 Military Recruitment Ads That Suck

Armies around the world are always looking for fresh young bodies to fill their ranks, and a major way of doing this is through hip advertisements that demonstrate the awesomeness of the military. However, often such commercials turn out a bit suckier that expected.

Here are five such advertisements:

L. Ron Hubbard Sucks: Top 10 quotes from the founder of Scientology

The Church of Scientology is back in the news, with Germany denying a movie crew the right to film a Tom Cruise movie on government land because of Cruise’s outspoken support for Scientology, which is considered an illegal cult in Germany. Why would people think that Scientology is a crazy cult? You might […]

Why does Barack Obama suck? I’ll give you 10 good reasons…

I don’t know how many times I’ve heard the words “Obama” and “Messiah” used in the same sentence. To liberals, Barack Obama is a spotless god-like figure who will save America from the scourge of neo-conservatism. I’m totally sick of hearing and reading your hero-worshiping crap, folks. Let’s face reality: like […]

28 Reasons Why Apple’s iPhone Sucks

The Apple iPhone is about to hit the market in one of the most-hyped product releases in recent memory. Fanboys across America are getting ready to camp outside of their nearest iPhone sales location so that they can be the first in the nation to give Apple money for this product.

Did you know that […]

12 Reasons Why Bill O’Reilly Sucks

Bill O’Reilly is an American political commentator, not to be confused with the Australian cricketer, and is the host of the Fox News cable show The O’Reilly Factor.
Well known for his tough demeanor and emotionally charged antics, Bill O’Reilly has risen to stardom from his Irish immigrant roots. Love him or hate him, he certainly […]

16 Reasons Why Rudy Giuliani Sucks

I’m afraid I have some bad news for you, readers: Former New York mayor and current Republican presidential primary candidate Rudy Giuliani sucks. Here are some reasons why:
1. He cheated on his wife: It is a well known fact that Rudy Giuliani’s had extra-martial affairs during his previous two marriages. Most […]

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