101 Frightening Ice Cream Flavors From Around The World

Ice cream is a frozen dessert made from dairy products, such as cream (or substituted ingredients), combined with flavorings and sweeteners, such as sugar.
In the fifth century BC, ancient Greeks sold snow cones mixed with honey and fruit in the markets of Athens. Persians, having mastered the storage of ice, ate ice cream well into […]

Guidos Suck - A collection of Guido images for your viewing pleasure!

A Guido is a stereotypical young working class Italian-American young male from the urban Northeastern United States, most commonly New York and the surrounding area. The Guido stereotype is often portrayed as humorously and incorrigibly uncultured, with a thuggish and overly macho attitude and an unyielding pride in his Italian ancestry.
The stereotyping of a Guido […]

Dangerous Made-In-China Products: 2007 Timeline

With recent high-profile incidents involving dangerous goods imported from China, the American media has finally begun to warn consumers about the dangers of cheaply producing goods in a country hardly known for its strict safety regulations. After spending some time digging through product recall press releases, we’ve found that the mainstream media is still […]

Bushisms Suck - 12 Videos Of George Bush At His Best

A Bushism is any of a number of peculiar words, phrases, pronunciations, malapropisms, semantic or linguistic errors that have occurred during the public speaking of George W. Bush.
For various reasons, some people think George Bush sucks. Others don’t.
The videos below should settle the debate, once and for all.

10 Reasons Why Joe Lieberman Sucks

Joe Lieberman is currently serving his fourth term as a Democratic senator for the state of Connecticut. You might remember him from the 2000 presidential election, in which he was Al Gore’s running mate. Back then, not many people had a problem with Lieberman. However, in the years since 2000, it has […]

The Dramatic Chipmunk Sucks (actually, it’s a prairie dog) - 10 Dramatic Chipmunk Videos

It all began on a TV show in Japan.

Oblivious to what was occurring, a group of Japanese girls babbled on while history was taking place under their very noses. The world’s most famous prairie dog (or chipmunk to the mentally challenged) made his first appearance.
Below, we offer you a collection of dramatic chipmunk (prairie dog) […]

Neds Suck - 6 Videos Of Neds In Their Natural Habitat

Ahh, Scotland. Home of William Wallace, haggis, bagpipes and neds - a curious group of young lads prone to violence and excessive alcoholism.
A ned is a derogatory term for a young working-class person who dresses in casual sports clothes and engages in hooliganism. The stereotypical dress of a ned consists of a baseball cap, nearly […]

9 Reasons Why George Lucas Sucks

George Lucas is a rather unassuming, bearded fellow who lives entirely on coke and candy bars. Somehow, this man managed to produce the greatest series of postmodern art films ever created, and then turn around and ignite the indignant passions of the very people that catapulted him to stardom - the Star Wars fanbase.
Thirty years […]

Dr. Seuss Sucks: 7 Racist Cartoons From the Doctor

You all know Dr. Seuss for his beloved children’s books such as Cat In The Hat and Green Eggs & Ham. But did you know about Seuss’ activities during World War II? From 1941 until 1943, Dr. Seuss worked as a political cartoonist for the socialist New York newspaper PM, producing cartoons in […]

Julius Caesar Sucks - 3 X-Rated Poems From Catullus

You think rap artists are hardcore? Wait until you meet the Roman poet Gaius Valerius Catullus…
Born in the provincial northern town of Verona sometime around 84 B.C.E, Catullus was one of the greatest and most influential of all classical poets. His father was friendly with Julius Caesar and often invited him to dinner. Catullus wrote […]

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