A Chinese company advertising its services on Alibaba.com wants you to know that it makes a great "Hitler Moustache":

A great project from some dudes at Reddit.com: Geordi La Forge Lyrics: If you're havin' core problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a breach ain't one I got redshirt patrol on away team so Don't need to worry bout havin my casket closed TV Critics sayin: "Stick to Readin' Rainbow" I'm an actor, stupid - what types of facts are those? I'm ...

Sega, please put this in every bathroom:

Do they have donuts in South Africa? I'm not sure, but I do know that their police force has a major problem with overweight officers: more than half of police officers in the port city of Elizabeth are "clinically obese". Ouch.