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10 Lazytown Music Videos That Will Blow You Away

Oh boy, have I got a treat for you!
Today, we are going to be watching the best Lazytown music videos and then voting for our favorite.
The outcome of this poll is very important for the welfare of future generations, so be sure to vote honestly.
Yes, you may think these videos suck. But I assure you, […]

9 Reasons Why George Lucas Sucks

George Lucas is a rather unassuming, bearded fellow who lives entirely on coke and candy bars. Somehow, this man managed to produce the greatest series of postmodern art films ever created, and then turn around and ignite the indignant passions of the very people that catapulted him to stardom - the Star Wars fanbase.
Thirty years […]

11 Reasons Why Paris Hilton Sucks (Literally)

Paris Whitney Hilton, heiress to the Hilton Hotel fortune, is a well-known celebrity who has done many things during her short life like inherit a lot of money and, well… that’s about it. Known for her quick wit and sparkling personality, she dazzles the press corps and paparazzi alike with her wispy, stick-like figure.
Nicknamed “Paste” […]

14 Reasons Why Rachael Ray Sucks (or Rachel Ray for you morons out there)

Rachael Ray is a sort of blimpish television personality that hosts a bunch of tv shows about eating and cooking; two endeavors for which she is apparently well-suited. After writing a series of cookbooks based on cooking meals in 30-minutes, she catapulted to stardom and now makes millions by telling thousands of people how to […]