South African Police Are Fat

Do they have donuts in South Africa? I’m not sure, but I do know that their police force has a major problem with overweight officers:

more than half of police officers in the port city of Elizabeth are “clinically obese”.
Ouch.

16 Reasons Why Sarah Palin Sucks

Note: Sarah Palin has an IQ of 120. Are you smarter than her? Take this IQ test and find out!

Well, John McCain has finally announced his running mate, and as we at Who-Sucks.com had expected, he made quite a sucky choice. In the 24 hours since McCain announced that Governor [...]

Child Hosed Down With Jet Spray At A Carwash

If any parent sucks, it’s the one in this video.

12 Reasons Why Mike Huckabee Sucks

Note: Mike Huckabee has an IQ of 115. Are you smarter than him? Take this IQ test and find out!
Who’s this Mike Huckabee guy that’s doing so well in Iowa? Until recently, we here at Who Sucks dot com didn’t consider him important enough back when we created suck-lists for [...]