12 Reasons Why Mitt Romney Sucks

Mitt Romney, who is running for the Republican nomination in the 2008 presidential election, is currently one of the most popular candidates in polls of likely primary voters. This is probably because it’s pretty easy for voters to see that many of the other contenders actually suck, while Romney’s suckiness has enjoyed a somewhat […]

12 Reasons Why People Say Kim Jong-il Sucks (He might not suck after all!)

Kim Jong-il gets a bad rap. Is it justified? Someone should tally up all the good he has done for humanity, because I bet itâ€™s a lot. Maybe then people would start giving him a break.
Even he realizes people donâ€™t like him: â€œI know I’m an object of criticism in the world, but if […]

21 Reasons Why Hillary Clinton Sucks!

The Glacier. Wicked Witch of the West Wing. Hilla the Hun. Robbery Hillham. Slick Hillary. Whatever name she goes by, one thing is for certain: she is a cybernetic organism that has traveled back in time to bring about a socialist paradise for all of mankind.
Hillary Clinton stands at the forefront of a critical period […]

Why does Barack Obama suck? I’ll give you 10 good reasons…

I don’t know how many times I’ve heard the words “Obama” and “Messiah” used in the same sentence. To liberals, Barack Obama is a spotless god-like figure who will save America from the scourge of neo-conservatism. I’m totally sick of hearing and reading your hero-worshiping crap, folks. Let’s face reality: like […]

12 Reasons Why Bill O’Reilly Sucks

Bill O’Reilly is an American political commentator, not to be confused with the Australian cricketer, and is the host of the Fox News cable show The O’Reilly Factor.
Well known for his tough demeanor and emotionally charged antics, Bill O’Reilly has risen to stardom from his Irish immigrant roots. Love him or hate him, he certainly […]

16 Reasons Why Rudy Giuliani Sucks

I’m afraid I have some bad news for you, readers: Former New York mayor and current Republican presidential primary candidate Rudy Giuliani sucks. Here are some reasons why:
1. He cheated on his wife: It is a well known fact that Rudy Giuliani’s had extra-martial affairs during his previous two marriages. Most […]

« go back