The iPhone is a conspiracy to control the human brain.

At the local AT&T Store in Santa Barbara, a crazy lady went up to some kids and described a conspiracy that the iPhone is going to destroy our minds.

9 Reasons Why Manned Space Exploration Sucks

In December of 2006, while receiving Britainâ€™s highest scientific award, the Royal Societyâ€™s Copley Medal, Stephen Hawking stated that if the human race were to survive, it would be necessary to travel beyond planet Earth: “The long-term survival of the human race is at risk as long as it is confined to a single planet.”
However, [...]

iPhone Press Coverage Sucks

And this hero tries to do something about it:

8 Reasons Why AT&T Sucks Beyond All Belief

AT&T Inc. is the largest provider of local and long distance telephone service, wireless service, DSL internet access, and zoo animal torture. The current AT&T is now run by the company formerly known as SBC Communications, after it purchased the old AT&T company, or American Telephone & Telegraph.
AT&T may very well be the largest and [...]

28 Reasons Why Apple’s iPhone Sucks

Note: The average iphone user has an IQ of 119. Are you smarter than that? Take this IQ test and find out!
The Apple iPhone is about to hit the market in one of the most-hyped product releases in recent memory. Fanboys across America are getting ready to camp outside of [...]