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A couple nights ago, CNN hosted the first ever YouTube-tastic Democratic presidential debate, which asked candidates to respond to questions that had been submitted by YouTube users. It sounded like a great idea, but when the show finally aired, it wasn’t very different from all the other lame debates that have been held so far. Sure, there was some comic relief from a snowman and some hicks, but the rest of the debate was the same old boring questions with candidates giving vague and useless answers.

Why did they even bother selecting serious-sounding questions? We here at Who-Sucks.com believe that all such debates are nothing more than a terribly unfunny joke. Perhaps if CNN had used some of these 10 hilarious rejected submissions, the debates might have actually been worth watching on some level:

1. Mental Problems: This guy has a question about our mental health system:

2. Batman Harasses Hillary: Har har har, this guy has a camera and an action figure:

3. Take off your chicken costume: I can’t hear you.

4. Man Boobs: This shirtless guy has a very important question.

5. Masked Man: “I call myself the anonymous American. I am wearing this mask so I can creep out everyone who watches this video.”

6. Satan: Why is he asking questions?

7. STD Crab: Some fat-handed person really wants to know what the candidates will do about STD’s, so much so that he/she is willing to make this crabby video:

8. Who are you people? This guy hasn’t bothered to find out anything about the candidates, so he wanted them to spend time at a debate telling him:

9. Area 51 Truth: This guy wants to know the truth about Area 51. Will the candidates tell us?

10. I have no idea what this guy is saying.

Note: The average Myspace Users has an IQ of 115. Are you smarter than that? Take this IQ test and find out!

MySpace is the most popular social networking service (SNS) out there, with over 100 million user accounts and over 80% of SNS activity on the net. It’s also consistently ranked as one of the top 10 most-visited websites in the entire world by Alexa. Most people with two-thirds of a brain can figure out that MySpace sucks as soon as they log into the site for the first time, yet it continues to maintain its popularity. If you have a friend who likes to use MySpace, please refer them to this handy list of reasons why MySpace Sucks:

1. It is full of thousands upon thousands of spammer user accounts: If you use MySpace, you’re probably aware of the fact that you get a lot of friend requests from random people and music groups you’ve never met or heard of. This is because thousands of YouTube user accounts are maintained by spammers who use friend-adding programs to automatically add as many friends as possible. When they get thousands of friends, they post spam bulletins advertising stuff. MySpace has failed to take appropriate action to curb this massive abuse.

2. The site is slow: Anyone trying to use the site can expect a lot of messages such as “Server Too Busy,” “Sorry! an unexpected error has occurred. This error has been forwarded to MySpace’s technical group,” and so on. This is because MySpace’s servers are not powerful enough to host the traffic the site gets. Those spam bots use up a lot of site resources!

3. User-created profile pages look terrible and cause technical errors: Customizable profile pages are a nice thing, but when you allow customization to the point of having users completely f*ck up the appearance of pages and crash the browsers of those visiting profiles, your site sucks.

4. It is full of spyware: Industry experts have warned that MySpace is a “hotbed” for spyware and other malicious programs that can infect your computer.

5. It lets users crap-up their profiles with tons of videos and music: Nobody wants to see your favorite 20 music videos or listen to your terrible band’s music.

6. “Celebrity” user accounts: There are thousands of fake celebrity user accounts set up by their fans on MySpace. Why do people actually add these idiotic accounts to their friend lists? Is there something amusing about this? Frankly, it sucks.

7. Ugly advertisements everywhere: I guess if you’re already allowing users to make hideously ugly and broken profile pages, throwing hideously ugly and distracting ads all over your site isn’t a problem either.

8. There is no useful search feature: Want to search for your friends? People in your area? People with similar interests? Good luck with that: MySpace’s search tools are absolutely horrible.

9. Security flaws: MySpace has already proven itself extremely vulnerable to hacking, with the most famous case being one last year in which a worm turned thousands of user profiles into redirect links to a 9/11 conspiracy page. It may have not been extremely dangerous, but next time it could be…

10. Bulletins: This useful feature allows users to have their inboxes spammed with thousands of retarded chain letters and ads for bands. Amazing!

11. It is a haven for child molesters and pedophiles.

12. They are anti-human rights: MySpace recently launched a Chinese version of their site, readily agreeing to restrict users from seeing the truth about the Chinese regime’s crimes. Censored/Restricted topics include: religion, politics, Taiwanese independence, the Dalai Lama, and persecution of Falun Gong members.

13. MySpace is owned by NewsCorp: Rupert Murdoch’s evil corporation, which runs Fox News, also owns MySpace.

14. MySpace censors your political opinions: Those who go against the wishes of News Corp/ Fox News better watch out: it is well known that MySpace censors links.

15. MySpace users are stupid: If the ugly user-created profile pages, blogs full of idiotic and poorly-written crap, and terrible user bands aren’t enough to convince you that most of MySpace’s users are stupid, you can also see this study that shows they are statistically less-educated than users of other social networking sites.

16. MySpace is UGLY!!! I mentioned user-created pages earlier, but even the part of the site that isn’t user profiles looks terrible. [Computer geeks can also tell you that the code under the surface of the site itself is also ugly.]

Technorati is one of the most popular blog search engine on the net, as well as a major community site for bloggers who bookmark and subscribe to each others blogs. One of the most notable features of Technorati is its ranking system, which gives individual blogs scores based on the number of other blogs that link to them. Many bloggers are obsessed with increasing their rating on Technorati, something that could eventually land them on Technorati’s list of the 100 Top Blogs on the net. While the 100 most popular blog list contains many A-list bloggers, there are also quite a few blogs that suck on the list as well.

Here are 10 blogs that suck on Technorati’s Top 100:

1. Peety Passion: After checking several recent entries on this blog, I couldn’t locate anything entertaining, humorous, thought-provoking, or meaningful. It just plain sucks.

2. I Can Has Cheeseburger: Images of cats and dogs with crappy one-liner jokes typed on top of them. If I wanted to see that, I’d simply visit any third rate webforum.

3. Perez Hilton: The most popular gossip blog on the net sucks. All Perez does is pick up stories that have already been covered on other popular gossip blogs and write unwitty insults on them with MS paint.

4. Xiaxue: This site is little different than thousands of personal blogs found on Blogspot/Xanga/Livejournal. Some girl posting pictures of food she eats and people she hangs out with, none of whom are famous or interesting: wow, that sucks.

5. Michelle Malkin: This conservative blogger is certainly good at getting media attention every time she acts like a stupid bitch, but when it comes to actually blogging useful content, most of her posts are just tired repostings of news stories we’ve already seen on other conservative news blogs.

6. Shoemoney: The fact that this bald guy can make big bucks on the internet helped provide inspiration to bloggers everywhere. After all, if an illiterate man who can’t string together a coherent post can make money online, can’t anyone?

7. Shokotan: Shokotan is the most famous blogger in Japan, but all of her posts consist of mobile phone photos of herself smiling/putting her cats in her mouth, along with a few sentences of text about what she’s up to. That might fly with the Akihabara nerds who love her, but I’m afraid I’ll have to say her blog sucks.

8. Guy Kawasaki: This guy apparently knows how to make successful businesses, but his blog is dull. The “amazing” new site he created and hyped on his blog, Truemors, probably deserves a Who Sucks post of its own.

9. OCTPOB: If this crappy livejournal is the best blog Russia can field on the list, the whole blogging thing must not be very big over there (that, or Technorati sucks at tracking).

10. Boing Boing: I know a lot of you are going to disagree with this, but Boing Boing overrated and doesn’t deserve it’s place near the top of Technorati’s rankings. Sure, it posts some interesting links (most of which were already on sites like Digg), but Boing Boing’s authors spend way too much time making political rant posts that are just as abrasive and annoying as those they are opposing. Oh, and please stop telling us to buy your books, self-promoting losers.