15 Responses to “11 Reasons Why Paris Hilton Sucks (Literally)”

  1. a/c says:

    You should look up the definition of “literally”.

    You’re using it for literally the exact opposite of its meaning.

  2. John says:

    Maybe you should watch 1 Night In Paris, a/c.

  3. Geekboy says:

    a/c – I think it was a pun, based on the whole sex tape fiasco (ie, she was literally sucking, on camera, and that’s why she’s famous – which is the first point in this post). How that’s the exact opposite of its meaning I’m not sure…

  4. Darius says:

    I’m not the biggest Paris Hilton fan, but you sir, are a noob for actually taking the time to build a website like this to help promote why she ‘sucks’. What exactly does it do for you? Do you get off at the end of the day satisfied with the fact that some random idiot on the internet read these points, and got a little chuckle (if that) and talked about it? Here is a simple answer that doesn’t need points.
    Paris Hilton may suck for whatever reason but it’s because of people like you who give her attention that she continues to suck. Ditch this shit, and get yourself a job.

  5. Rick Saloman says:

    Eh, everyone has their uses.

  6. The Omen says:

    Paris is utterly disgusting. And all who follow her every attempt to be in the lime light are a waste of oxygen. Give attention to all of the people who have actually accomplished something, not a self absorbed egotistical flat chested 2×4 bottomed life sized brat doll.

  7. Christine says:

    What is with one of her eyes?…Kind of droopy or something.Maybe a glass eye?

  8. Contact says:

    She’s infinitely stupid. Really, why defend her? Like you’ll get on her good side.

  9. Bret Kinney says:

    Kira! Write Paris Hilton’s name on the Death Note!

  10. Natalie farnon says:

    Lmfao

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  12. medyum says:

    Paris is utterly disgusting. And all who follow her every attempt to be in the lime light are a waste of oxygen. Give attention to all of the people who have actually accomplished something, not a self absorbed egotistical flat chested 2×4 bottomed life sized brat doll.

  13. This is a real suck woman, she is very outstanding!

  14. Ever heard a lot of news report regarding this suck lady, she is very popular for her suck behavior.

  15. Mike Henry says:

    This cunt is so self entitled it’s disgusting as well as her fuck nut father. I have some cash but I don’t treat people like shit. I would say she can suck my dick but that probably would be the only cock she HASN’T sucked yet. Judging by her “sex tape” she isn’t even any good as a lay! Please fucking her is most likely like throwing a hot dog down a hallway; you hope you may hit a side.