Paris Whitney Hilton, heiress to the Hilton Hotel fortune, is a well-known celebrity who has done many things during her short life like inherit a lot of money and, well… that’s about it. Known for her quick wit and sparkling personality, she dazzles the press corps and paparazzi alike with her wispy, stick-like figure.
Nicknamed “Paste” in some circles, for her ability to down large quantities of Elmer’s glue, she flaunts her wealth by disregarding traffic signals while under the influence. After bribing 75% of the Los Angeles Police Department, she almost managed to avoid jailtime after violating the terms of her probation. That, combined with her predilection for encouraging young children to produce amateur sex tapes, leads me to conclude that she might suck more than just Rick Salomon’s Johnson.
1. Her claim to fame is a sex tape. She would probably still be a relative unknown had she not let her boyfriend film her while giving head. And fame-through-sex-tape is not exactly something that should be promoted as a legitimate path to success.
2. Sheâ€™s a spoiled brat. Sheâ€™s never had to work a day in her life, yet treats people like shit and believes herself to be above everyone else (even though she is I guess).
5. Sheâ€™s a slut. She influences thousands of teenagers and young children.
6. She cries if things donâ€™t go her way, like not getting into a party.
7. She plagiarizes. Even though she has more money than God, she still had to go out and steal a song from the band UB40 and claim it as her own.
8. She appears in the Guinness Book of World Records as the â€œMost Overrated Celebrity.â€?
9. Sheâ€™s a racist and homophobic bigot. She uses racial epithets and homophobic marks. Thereâ€™s no telling how often she expresses her racism, but it obviously happens enough to be caught on video.
10. Sheâ€™s lazy. Paris Hilton was fired by the owner of Club Paris after failing to attend several scheduled appearances. A club she had lent her own name to. 11. She thinks her â€œdumb actâ€? is just an act. Sorry honey, itâ€™s reality.
11. She thinks her â€œdumb actâ€? is just an act. Sorry honey, itâ€™s reality.