12 Reasons Why Mike Huckabee Sucks
December 10, 2007 | by Jefferson | Filed Under Politics, People |
Who’s this Mike Huckabee guy that’s doing so well in Iowa? Until recently, we here at Who Sucks dot com didn’t consider him important enough back when we created suck-lists for other presidential candidates, but now that Huckabee is getting attention as a serious contender.
We’ve spent the last couple days searching Google and going through the archives of major news sites such as Digg and Reddit and have compiled a master list of reasons why Mike Huckabee sucks. Here it is:
1. He doesn’t believe in evolution: Yep, Huckabee is a supporter of the “intelligent design” theory. He has claimed that this issue shouldn’t matter in the presidential election, but why in the world would we want a president who cannot come to objective conclusions based on present information?
2. He is a scaremonger: Huckabee has called Islamofacscism the greatest threat we ever faced. I think he needs to read a few history books and see that a few terrorists in the Middle East are hardly presenting America with greater threats than those faced in its war for independence, a civil war that tore the nation apart, a world war against Nazi Germany and Imperial Japan, and a Cold War against a nuclear-armed USSR.
3. He thinks AIDS patients need to be isolated: Huckabee once advocated isolating AIDS patients from the general public, opposed increased federal funding in the search for a cure and said homosexuality could “pose a dangerous public health risk.” When recently questioned by the media on this view, he defended his previous statements.
4. He puts rapists on the streets: As governor of Arkansas, Huckabee personally demanded the release of a convicted rapist who had been put in jail under Bill Clinton’s governorship. After the man was released on parole, he promptly raped and murdered a young woman. Huckabee has tried to play down his role in the parole of the criminal, but those involved have confirmed that Huckabee was far more involved than he now claims.
5. He claims to be a “fiscal conservative,” but he is lying: Huckabee raised taxes and spending while governor of Arkansas, revealing that he is a free-spending big-government Republican.
6. He thinks God wanted the American people to re-elect George W Bush: At the 2004 meeting of the Republican Governor’s Association, Huckabee put on a performance in which he received a cell phone call from God in with the almighty endorced George W Bush’s reelection campaign.
7. He supports torture: Huckabee will continue the Bush Administration’s policy of torturing detainees if elected president.
8. He wants to give illegal immigrants drivers’ licenses: Thought that stuff he said about being tough on immigration in the youtube video with Chuck Norris was true? You’ve been fooled.
9. He holds extremist views on abortion: Even many pro-lifers would agree that a 15 year-old mentally retarded girl who was raped by her stepfather should be able to get an abortion. As governor of Arkansas, Huckabee blocked Medicaid funding of just such an abortion.
10. He doesn’t follow the news: When the newest National Intelligence Estimate came out revealing Iran was no longer developing nuclear weapons, Huckabee was one of the last people in America to find out about it. Does this guy ever pick up a newspaper?
11. He thinks God wants him to be president: Yes, Huckabee actually said that.
12. He doesn’t want us to know the truth about his past: Huckabee had computer hard drives used during his time as governor crushed at the end of his term in order to keep the information stored there from the public and the press. What are you hiding, governor?
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Good list, but I think you should not have started with the intelligent design point at the top. Every Christian conservative, stopped reading there, and those are the people who will be voting for him.
1. I agree with him: this issue shouldn’t matter in the presidential election
2. Islamofacscism is the greatest threat we have ever faced. You shouldn’t act as if its something new. We have faced it for centuries. Research the barbary pirates.
3. He didnt advocate isolating AIDS patients. He pointed out the way it was handled was much different than other pandemics due to political correctness. If however, someone would have been on the same page, maybe we wouldnt be where we are today.
4. The ones you say confirmed he was responsible were already on record years ago saying the opposite. Do you believe them now and not before because now it fits with your template? Bottom line, he had no authority in the case.
5. He did raise taxes, and then removed the raise after it was no longer needed (rare). He governed. Sometimes things have to be done. Reagan raised taxes in CA prior to his campaign. I see it as a non-issue that his opponents will try to use, since none of the other stuff turns out to be true. Plus, he is for the FairTax, which eliminates the income tax completely. He actually has some big ideas that aren’t just the same old BS.
6. Not your type of humor?
7. He actually is with McCain on this (which troubles me), not as you state.
8. Read his immigration plan. He probably has been more lenient in the past, however remember this issue is only recently gathering HUGE public outrage. I doubt there was anywhere near as much outrage prior to these last two years. The people have spoken, their future leaders need to be listening and they are.
9. The example you point out: “blocked Medicaid funding of just such an abortion” probably tells the story. He doesn’t want federal money to go to abortions and I agree.
10. In my opinion, all of the candidates should have said they weren’t sure, because they really arent. Only the summary is public, none of the candidates can read the actual report anyway. And the summary was inconclusive and is under much question. There really is no point knowing about it until there is something to know.
11. You just don’t like how comfortable he is with his faith. Ok, thats your call.
12. I am very security conscious as well. I do the same thing any time i give away or throw away a computer. As someone who works in computers, every company I’ve worked at does the same thing before putting a new person on an existing computer. Id imagine providing fresh installs of everything is/should be standard procedure.
How does his belief in the theory of evolution or lack thereof relate to his performance as a candidate? He is the Commander-in-Chief, not Scientist-in-Chief or Theologian-in-Chief.
As to the abortion issue, if you believe that abortion is murder, refusing to allow that abortion makes sense. It’s about the child in the retarded girl’s womb, not the retarded girl, if you believe that abortion is murder. Do you really want a candidate who believes abortion is murder, but then allows it when there is no medical necessity? Congratulations, you now have a President who thinks that cold-blooded murder should sometimes be legal. Even if you disagree that abortion is murder, you have chosen someone who thinks that abortion is murder, but is cool with allowing it outside of medical necessity, to be part of the apparatus that is supposed to uphold the Constitution and protect you and your liberties.
The rest I think I can agree on.
I don’t understand the bash of the opposite party this early in the race. Why would any liberal democratic voter care attempt to discredit a republican candidate this early in the race. I would think that as democrats we would attempt to attack the tough candidates and try to build up the poor candidates. Mike Huckabee, Mitt Romney, all of those guys are filled with flaws and it seems like now is the not the time to let Republican voters find this out. If these candidates are walking disasters then why not let (or help even) them win the primary and go about picking them apart when they are legitimately pitted against a democrat. It seems that destroying their credibility now is mistake, we might end up eliminating a weaker competitor too early. Its like betting to strong when you’ve been dealt a good hand. I don’t understand this phenomenon.
I hate the ordering, good list though!
“How does his belief in the theory of evolution or lack thereof relate to his performance as a candidate? He is the Commander-in-Chief, not Scientist-in-Chief or Theologian-in-Chief.”
The reason why this is important is because it may be indicative of how his administration will approach other matters of science. What we need are good leaders on both the left and the right who are willing to be informed by science in order to make the best policy decisions. We do not need politician who are hostile to science, otherwise, we are just being led by blind and ignorant fools.
Huck never met a social program he didn’t like.
Hmm islamofascism is such a stupid word.. Do you suppose the Muslims back in the time of the Crusades would have coined the term “Christianofascism”?
Please Joe, dont make excuses for this guy.. If his piousness has nothing to do with the presidency why would he bring it up in EVERY debate? Why would he insult others faiths? It shouldn’t be an issue, but he makes it one when he brings it up.
So, if the retarded girl was beaten by a mugger he would have allowed Medicaid to treat her, but since she was raped he wont allow treatment. Hmm double standard? This poor girl has to give birth to a RAPIST’s child, therefore reliving the rape every moment of her life - or at least for the 9 months of carrying this child? Its not like she chose to have sex and was not careful - she was RAPED. I dont agree with abortion, or medicaid, but since Medicaid is THERE, then the ability to use it is warranted in my opinion.
As far as destroying hard drives for “Security purposes” Riiiight.. keep telling yourself that.. Since you are in the computer biz, I assume you are just denying the ability to wipe hard drives without costing taxpayers 300 grand? Things like Boot and Nuke. Then again, why even do that? Its not like they are HIS computers that he can choose to destroy whenever he feels fit. The computers and all data contained within are property of the state of Arkansas - not Mike Huckabee’s personal property. Sorry bub, but I dont think we should let you destroy white house computers and when you are finally impeached allow you to steal the oval office furniture.
Will you be comfortable with someone in office who believes that the rapture is coming, and if he nukes the world He will be just ‘fine and dandy’ because he is ’saved’? I for one dont. I for one also think that having a B.A. theology degree from a baptist school makes him LESS qualified to deal with ‘islamofascism’
The religious objections are EXTREMELY important. Often time the president decides on whether bills pass or get vetoed. Also, if we have a President who believes that God wants him to be President (which is preposterous) and believes Intelligent Design over evolution only validates Christian Fanaticism. The last thing we want in this country is a leader who’s beliefs allow the justification of religious fanatics in an otherwise civilized society.
Also, Scaremonger is true. He propagates fear with unsubstantiated claims. Islamofascists are not our greatest threat, Corruption, unsound money, and the CFR are our greatest threat. The things we can’t fight against with a military are our greatest threat. Huckabee, also a member of the CFR, does NOT have America’s best intentions in mind.
The problem with a highly religious candidate is the voting Christians in this country, who will sell out this country’s very foundation simply for someone who is “just like them”. As with Bush, they will bend over and submit to any leader, no matter how incompetent, simply because they think his religion somehow makes him a moral human being.
Newsflash people. Someone’s morality, that is to say how they ACTUALY behave, more times than not is completely independent of someones religious beliefs. That is a cold hard reality that many choose to ignore because they want to feel BETTER than others due to their faith. They need to do some soul searching, wise up, and understand why government and religion are a bad mix. Not just that government should be free of religion, but your religion should be free of government. Yet, the history is ignored, and the true facts about how the “founding fathers” felt about faith is burred and the torch of ignorance will be passed on, yet again! Huckabee, like Bush, would just be another giant step backwards for this country, and the world.
Hey all you HuckUPChucks.
Don’t forget to start a gift registry at Jim Baker’s store of taxpayer fornication. It is amazing to me how little morals the politically active Christians have. My goodness Huckabee’s taking on Paul by invoking One People, one Country, one Leader (Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Fuhrer) which pushed him in the polls. It was Rudy taking on Paul which had the party get morals (not religion). I don’t want to judge but I do think Huckabee is closer to Jim Baker than Jimmy Carter.
this huckabee guy is a real knob. he keeps contradicting himself it seems. And torture is unacceptable no matter what! So means if you have any respect for anything don’t vote huckabee.
I think its pretty funny how weak these arguments really are. And Taly, if you have any idea of what you are talking about you would see that one of Huck’s greatest strengths is that he doe not contradict himself. It is Mitt Romney who cant make a decision and stick with it for more than 5 minutes. Thats a back-peddling Mormon for you.
The reason why the evolution vs. intelligent design subject IS an issue is because evolution is accepted in the scientific mainstream INTERNATIONALLY! If the leader of our country doesn’t believe in something as widely accepted as evolution, what kind of signal does this send out to the rest of the world?
“That we’s here in AMERICA are most smartest than the rest of ya’ll, I guess! HYUCK!”
If you live in the United States of America, and if you are Islamic, Hindu, Chinese Traditional, Buddhist, Agnostic, Atheist, Secular Humanist, Mike Huckabee, candidate for president, will not represent you if elected president. According to his latest ‘holiday’ commercial, he will only represent those of the Christian faith. Unfortunately for Mr. Huckelberry, the American Electorate has had enough. They will never elect this Huckster! This man is very, repeat very (think Richard ‘Darth Vader’ Cheney), dangerous.
I would not vote for the man. he is a bit nutty. him not believing in evolution is his own choice however. and I am sorry to say islamofascism is a huge threat to freedom not only here, but across the globe. they hate us for the few freedoms we have left and would like nothing more than to restore the caliphate.
As a parent of children attending public school in Arkansas, what he has done to our lunch programs are horrific. Children in rural schools may have to eat lunch as early as 10:30 a.m. and may no get off the school bus until 4:30 or 5:00 p.m. Parents are not allowed to send snacks for other children, so thanks to the food dictator, seven and eight year olds go without eating for 4 to 6 hours without eating. The guidelines for the food are so strict many days much of the food on the trays go in the trash. The lunches are high in carbs and low in protein. Even children who are not near overweight are not allowed seconds on foodiof they do receive something on occasion they like.
The fitness requirements Huckabee put in place just gave the rural schools the opportunity to hire more COACHES. They are not interested in physical education for the elementary children.
The children’s recesses have been cut back to allow for the P.E. classes. Many children in our state are now watching videos during P.E.
Before anyone praises Huckabee for his healthy Arkansas program, please visit our schools and see for yourself the mess the man has created in our state.
I don’t believe any program that doesn’t allow children a snack or give a seven year old a recess in a three hour period is good.
If you check many of Huckabee’s moneyed supporters in Arkansas, you will find seveal with shady pasts and some with prison records. He has no morals when money is coming his way.
He is also known in our state for going after anyone who speaks ill of him by having their jobs taken from them. I believe one instance resulted in a lawsuit in which the individual was reinstated in their job.
I think his “popularity” proves that if the mainstream media elites and the insiders like you, money isn’t even necessary.
Huckleberry is so broke he’s breaking campaign finance laws by getting speaking fees at rightwing dinner events, but other candidates like Ron Paul who have so much money they are still working on how to spend it all, he can’t get 10 minutes of airtime and if he does, the interviewer insults him by calling him “unelectable” and a “dark horse”.
The christian conservative wing of the GOP is such a laughable clueless bunch. First they went for chronic cheater Guliani, then Space Alien worshipping mormon Romney, now they’re pushing Huckabee even they know he’s about as liberal as Obama. They just gotta get their war on, they LOVE war, so they hate Ron Paul even though he is the most conservative compared to the rest of the GOP clowns bucking to be president.
You obviously are far left, but I agree with you for other reasons. I think the Huck is a really slick politician who thinks that the Iowans are a bunch of blind religious hicks. Everything he does has some sort of “I’m the real Christian” undertone.
In the course of one week he misspoke in regards to the Bhutto assassination and made America sound at fault (as if we don’t have celebrities for that purpose), and now this whole “I’m a good guy, here’s the ad I’m not going to show” trick. He’s got to think the voters are dumb!
As for the issues, some of your bullets were correct in regards to his record with felons, illegals, and Arkansas’s economy…it’s BAD!
For me personally, I look for the red flags, such as in one of those first debates when he stated he was going to dismantle the IRS. Oh, really? I hate paying taxes as much as anyone, but don’t try and insult my intelligence by making claims like that. It’s a subliminal way of saying “no new taxes.” If that is a real goal of his, then we’re really in trouble.
When I think of red flags, I think of all those lunatics that almost became president: Kerry, Buchanan, Robertson, Perot, Nader, Dean…you know, the ones that later made really stupid comments that made you think, “could you imagine if they had won?” I think the Huck will eventually prove to make this years cut with Paul and Kucinich.
I just hope the people of Iowa and New Hampshire don’t have the wool pulled too far over their eyes that they ruin a legitimate Republican’s chances of winning. Bottom line…HUCKABEE CANNOT BEAT CLINTON OR OBAMA.
I agree; Huckleberry Hound sucks all 12 of it, and his teeth shows he’s been doing it for way too long.
Romney/Rice is the BEST ticket for America.
so let me understand…. don’t kill a fetus…but kill bad people… I don’t get it… what would Jesus do? or… hey.. what happened to thou shall not kill?
huckabee… the guy is a joke. he’s got no chance against obama. mccain is a better choice for president.
Mike Suckabee has no chance against anyone, and McCain sucks, too.
Romney is right; McCain calls for change for Washington, yet he and lead-bottoms like Kennedy are what needs to be changed in Washington.
There really ought to be term limts.
Anyway….
Romney/Rice is the only way to beat a Clinton/Obama ticket, and they would do the best job of anyone out there; Romney on domestic policies and Rice on foreign affairs, and I am sure they would have a great Cabinet to work with.
I Will not vote for Huckabee if he is the GOP candidate. GOP might as will give it up. I will not vote for Hitlery, either. 24 years of either Bush/Clinton is just too much. It’s starting to look like Obama 2008, Because my vote is for Ron Paul.
Christopher Collins, WHAT ABOUT THE JOOS? You didn’t mention them…
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You know what sucks? This election cycle.
Do you want…
…a theocon who will insist on forcing rape victims to give birth, roll back the THEORY OF EVOLUTION (which is a theory like gravity is a theory), and believes GOD wants HIM SPECIFICALLY to be president (which is, I believe, in opposition to one of the fundamental concepts of democratic society and the break with England)? Huckabee sucks MAJOR.
…a Mormon - and I am no bigot, but Mormonism is as ridiculous as Scientology and gives all normal religions a bad name when it comes to sheer preposterous wtf-ness - who flip-flopped HUGE on abortion and gun control for political reasons, and apparently tied his dog to a cartop, threw his wife under a bus (?), and - much more importantly - reeks to high heaven of being a filthy, deceitful liar with a disgusting fake smile? Romney sucks HUGE.
… a CLINTON? Are you JOKING? Look, I’d love to have our first woman president, but am I the only one who remembers Whitewater and Blewinsky and impeachment and Vince Foster and so on and so on? Those two are stained. I like Hillary, but the right HATES her GUTS. Of course, she’s a real stalwart for things I strongly support. So actually on this I just have to say that Republicans SUCK. They are, in all seriousness, reactionary, undereducated, closed-minded squares and absurd know-nothings. They need their own country to be PAINFULLY STUPID in, but it better not be America; this is a free country, and the theocrats need to understand that or move the heck on. Hillary only sucks by association with Bill, which isn’t bad. My vote for least suck. Unlike Monica.
… Obama… Oh, man. He’s too skinny. He’s too liberal. He’s too “outsider.” He’s WAY too raw. He’s not electable, in my opinion, and probably never will be. But mostly? He’s totally, completely full of it. Everything he says is a calculated line of crap straight out of John Edwards’ ‘04 playbook, and I hate his smug nonsense. Like he’s going to get such broad bipartisan support that the world will change in magical ways or something, when the reality is he’s a pure-blood leftie. And he stole Iowa from Billary, so now it’s going to be a “Muslim” (he’s not a Muslim) against a theocon, and the bastards will manage to destroy every fundamental right we enjoy as Americans if they get another four years. Eww. So although Obama sucks HARD, it’s actually Democrats who suck the worst by me today, for being simple-minded, idealistic, teeny-bopper, unserious, easily swayed by any 60’s-style trash about change in Washington from any fresh face… it’s hard to explain until you realize what a bunch of effete, upper-crust, know-nothing knobs the Dems in this country are.
So who sucks? Every last one of you, that’s who. I’m holing up until winter.
Pete,
Romney does not suck, you suck with your pessimistic outlook on the course of action with American politics.
It’s obvious that you get your info on Romney from what is fed to you by the liberal press; it is far from accurate.
Romney has personal positions on issues, but like a lot of people, he respects and lives with the laws that are on the books.
Maybe you would be more optimistic living with the politics of North Korea or Iran. Your choice, but for the chance of a brighter future here in America, get a one-way ticket.
You wrote, “So who sucks? Every last one of you, that’s who.”
SUCK ON THIS: Romney WILL be a GREAT president for America despite the whinebag rantings of someone like you.
the reason why the belief in creationism is important is because anyone who actually believes in it obviously ignores scientific proof and blindly accepts religion over facts.
talking snake? i’ve never seen one, please show it to me.
Mike Suckabee is an idiot.
What he is doing dragging Chuck Doriss around as a Huck & Chuck team is beyond me.
It’s stupid, and because Chuck has a million dollar smile while Huck’s teeth next to his looks like the worst hillbilly’s that ever walked on this planet.
The man has no sense - hence, he sucks.
Shitstains McCain sucks too.
Romney/Rice all the way!
And while we are on the subject of who sucks…..
ILLary Clinton sucks.
I can’t believe that phony biatch broke down like she was getting sick and crying about it just because she was down in the polls in New Hampshire.
She is phony and she showed the greatest example of how she would react to polls - hence, she sucks.
FYI: I like this “who sucks” site - thanks
1: He doesn’t believe in evolution: & supports intelligent design
I think it does matter. Although the question is not directly pertinent to the election, it does kind of help you get an idea for their thought processes and could show how they might handle things while in office.
Unlike Evolution, “intelligent design” offers nothing to make our society better or to help us become a better race. And this is something he is supporting. So I don’t think that it’s completely irrelavant.
I think intelligent design does indeed hold an important role in society. It illustrates how intolerant the liberals really are. Like it or not, most of the great thinkers of the world have believed in some form of creationism.
As for Huckabee….the hard drive destruction gets better. He depleted the State’s emergency fund to demolish the hard drives, and left the next governor with no computers, and no money to buy new computers.
To the guy who said he routinely destroys his old PCs….you’re missing a key point. These were not Huckabee’s property. They belonged to the people of Alabama.
Let’s not forget to add that he raised a future serial killer. David “the dog torturer” Huckabee. Congratulations on raising a future serial killer Mike! If you can’t even teach your children the basics of “be kind” then how do you expect to run a country? Did he get his son counseling after he strung a dog up by the neck, cut it’s throat, and then stoned it to death? Nah…he just threatened everyone involved that they better not press charges. He is a sorry excuse for a person and a christian.
to religious nuts: I believe in intelligent design, just like you, vote for me.
to everyone else: That’s a question for a biology teacher. I’m not a threat to the science curriculum, vote for me.
Can really decide who’s worse, Huckabee or newsletter-denier Ron Paul.
What the hell does a person’s religious belief, or lack of religious belief, have to do with politics?
Nothing.
Judge a person on thieir stances to issues, and whether they are a rhetorical blowhard.
Remember, rhetorical blowhards come in both the religious and non-religious types.
A person either sucks or they don’t, and whether they believe in a religion or not has nothing to do with whether they suck or not.
Mike Sucakabee, Shitstains McCain, Billary Clinton, and Obama bin Laden suck.
Go Romney!
Mike Huckabee has his problems, but he is the best of the Republicans going, and any of the Republicans are better than any of the Democrats. Hillay will swindle, lie, manipulate, and do what ever she can to win the election. Vote Huckabee.
Hucabee has major issues. Picking on his religeous beliefs are so not cool. That said- I believe he is a liberal in conservative clothing. That there is enough not to vote for the man. Here is 20 reasons not to vote for Juan McAmnesty:
http://davidkfuller.blogspot.com/search/label/20%20Reasons%20Not%20To%20Vote%20for%20Juan%20McAmnesty
Mike Suckabee doesn’t suck because of his religious beliefs, he sucks because he is staying in a losing race, which may give Shitstains McCain the GOP nomination.
This will then give the general election to Billary/Osama, because they will shove Shitstain McCain’s filthy rotten lie about Romney down McCain’s throat.
Romney/Rice is the only hope the GOp and America has at this time in history.
I am from the State of Arkansas, and I am mortified that I am in anyway associated with former gov. Mike ‘Hickabee’. We live in country founded on the principle of separation of church and state, Huck wants to undo all of it. Plus Google his son’s arrest record some time…he’s a real nut job, carrying weapons into the airport at Little Rock Ar, Hanging innocent stray dogs, multiple DWI..wouldn’t you just love that sociopath as the ‘first son’
I feel your pain, Vanessa. If Mike Suckabee stays in and the GOP primary goes to McCain instead of Romney because if it, and we then lose the White House to Billary/Osama in the general election, Suckabee will bring shame to the state of Arkansas beyond what Clinton ever brought.
Mike Suckabee is now running around yapping about how he may not be the biggest dog in the fight, but that the biggest fight is in the dog……..
Damn, he’s now referring himself as being a dog. What happened to his bit about being a special being created by God?
Whatever he is, I ain’t buying it - he sucks, and so does Billary/Osama and Shitstains McCain.
For the sake of humanity, civilization, and worlwide progress, GO ROMNEY/RICE
“Yes, that’s it, Huck — that’s it; though when you’re burying it if you say ‘Down bean; off wart; come no more to bother me!’ it’s better. … But say, Huck, — how do you cure ‘em with dead cats?”
“Why, you take your cat and go and get in the graveyard ‘long about midnight when somebody that was wicked has been buried; and when it’s midnight a devil will come, or maybe two or three, but you can’t see ‘em, you can only hear something like the wind, or maybe hear ‘em talk; and when they’re taking that feller away, you heave your cat after ‘em and say, ‘Devil follow corpse, cat follow devil, warts follow cat, I’m done with ye!’ That’ll fetch any wart.”
Huck and a dead cat passage from “Adventures of Tom Sawyer”
LOL
It so funny to watch Mike Suckabee sucking on Shitstains McCain’s ass for a potential VP spot.
LOL
Those two goons will get clobbered by Billary/Osama and the liberal press come general election time.
The liberal press inflated McLame, so they certainly will know how to deflate running into the general election.
Anyway, I think the funny one is, that if McCain does get the GOP nomination, who will the proven liar break a promise with for the VP spot? Ghouliani, Crist, or Suckabee?
Enough of this bullshit from those crap-heads, McLame, Suckabee, Billary, and Osama.
ROMNEY/RICE ALL THE WAY
you can’t trust a man who cannot look at empirical evidence for evolution and accept it. He lets his religious views block reality. You can therefore not trust him to make good decisions about other issues in this country when presented with sound evidence. A lack of evidence is what leads people to despair; countries to war.
What a shame, Romney had to drop out because of Mike Suckabee staying in through Super Tuesday.
Mike Suckabee doesn’t only suck, he really sucks.
Suckabee is an amazingly appropriate name. And I’m from Arkansas, so I should know.
I could go on and on, but why bother? You already covered all of that.
Mostly good thoughts, but I LOVE GW Bush, trash him and you loose me!
Obama 2008
I agree with you about GW Bush. He should go down in the books as one of the greatest, if not the greatest.
No other President has done so much for their country and while being treated so unfairly for it.
This political round is the year of the STUPID, STUPID, STUPID.
Screw Shitstains McCain, Sillary Clinton, and Obama bin Laden. Obama LOL claimed to have voted against Iraq when he really wasn’t even a Senator to do so. His head is so stuck in the clouds he can’t see reality, and it’s a shame that a lot of folks are ready to swallow his shallow rhetoric. I mean, just give me ONE, just ONE, accomplishment he has ever accomplished. ZILCH
I will write in Romney come November, and I really hope a lot of others have the brains to do the same.
This will help encourage him to run next round knowing he has support even though he isn’t on the ticket, and after whatever zipperhead gets in this round to screw things, he’ll be a shoe-in.
What the hell happened to this site? No post in 2 months
this website sucks and is a sad example of liberal propaganda! keep spreading lies you liberal swine!
blut und ehre
12 Reasons why you will put your foot in your mouth-when Mike Huckabee becomes the President of the United states…
LOL Kim
Mike Suckabee might fool y’all enough to become Gov of Ark, but expose the dude to civilization, and he wouldn’t make dog catcher.
http://www.salon.com/opinion/feature/2007/11/13/huckabee/
Read about some of his nice guy tactics here…
this is the year of the STUPID STUPID STUPID
my guess is Sillary/Osama will get in and mess things up big time
Suckabee finally dropped out, and Romney still has more delegates than him
go Romney in 2012 - we need you big time by then, good man
Funny!
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mike huckabee is great—he is honest,moral and believes in GOD.WE DO NOT NEED GODLESS PEOPLE ELECTED WHO THINK THEY ARE NOT ANSWERABLE FOR THEIR SINS.AND,WHY WOULD ANYONE VOTE FOR OBAMA WHO WILL HELP THE ARABS AT THE EXPENSE OF THE JEWS.THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON CHRISTIAN PRINCIPLES, AND ON THE BIBLE.IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THAT THEN LEAVE THIS COUNTRY AND GO TO THE GODLESS EUROPEAN UNION.
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lolz i like the picture. I like huckabee though, he seems funny. thats all i care about out of him. We should get a pirate party nominee in the running…
I’m writing in my vote for Huckabee. For all the reasons in the list except for #4 if true. Convicted of rape = death! You see, I truly am for women’s rights, born or not!