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Who’s this Mike Huckabee guy that’s doing so well in Iowa? Until recently, we here at Who Sucks dot com didn’t consider him important enough back when we created suck-lists for other presidential candidates, but now that Huckabee is getting attention as a serious contender.
We’ve spent the last couple days searching Google and going through the archives of major news sites such as Digg and Reddit and have compiled a master list of reasons why Mike Huckabee sucks. Here it is:
1. He doesn’t believe in evolution: Yep, Huckabee is a supporter of the “intelligent design” theory. He has claimed that this issue shouldn’t matter in the presidential election, but why in the world would we want a president who cannot come to objective conclusions based on present information?
2. He is a scaremonger: Huckabee has called Islamofacscism the greatest threat we ever faced. I think he needs to read a few history books and see that a few terrorists in the Middle East are hardly presenting America with greater threats than those faced in its war for independence, a civil war that tore the nation apart, a world war against Nazi Germany and Imperial Japan, and a Cold War against a nuclear-armed USSR.
3. He thinks AIDS patients need to be isolated: Huckabee once advocated isolating AIDS patients from the general public, opposed increased federal funding in the search for a cure and said homosexuality could “pose a dangerous public health risk.” When recently questioned by the media on this view, he defended his previous statements.
4. He puts rapists on the streets: As governor of Arkansas, Huckabee personally demanded the release of a convicted rapist who had been put in jail under Bill Clinton’s governorship. After the man was released on parole, he promptly raped and murdered a young woman. Huckabee has tried to play down his role in the parole of the criminal, but those involved have confirmed that Huckabee was far more involved than he now claims.
5. He claims to be a “fiscal conservative,” but he is lying: Huckabee raised taxes and spending while governor of Arkansas, revealing that he is a free-spending big-government Republican.
6. He thinks God wanted the American people to re-elect George W Bush: At the 2004 meeting of the Republican Governor’s Association, Huckabee put on a performance in which he received a cell phone call from God in with the almighty endorced George W Bush’s reelection campaign.
7. He supports torture: Huckabee will continue the Bush Administration’s policy of torturing detainees if elected president.
8. He wants to give illegal immigrants drivers’ licenses: Thought that stuff he said about being tough on immigration in the youtube video with Chuck Norris was true? You’ve been fooled.
9. He holds extremist views on abortion: Even many pro-lifers would agree that a 15 year-old mentally retarded girl who was raped by her stepfather should be able to get an abortion. As governor of Arkansas, Huckabee blocked Medicaid funding of just such an abortion.
10. He doesn’t follow the news: When the newest National Intelligence Estimate came out revealing Iran was no longer developing nuclear weapons, Huckabee was one of the last people in America to find out about it. Does this guy ever pick up a newspaper?
11. He thinks God wants him to be president: Yes, Huckabee actually said that.
12. He doesn’t want us to know the truth about his past: Huckabee had computer hard drives used during his time as governor crushed at the end of his term in order to keep the information stored there from the public and the press. What are you hiding, governor?
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LOL Kim
Mike Suckabee might fool y’all enough to become Gov of Ark, but expose the dude to civilization, and he wouldn’t make dog catcher.
http://www.salon.com/opinion/feature/2007/11/13/huckabee/
Read about some of his nice guy tactics here…
this is the year of the STUPID STUPID STUPID
my guess is Sillary/Osama will get in and mess things up big time
Suckabee finally dropped out, and Romney still has more delegates than him
go Romney in 2012 – we need you big time by then, good man
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mike huckabee is great—he is honest,moral and believes in GOD.WE DO NOT NEED GODLESS PEOPLE ELECTED WHO THINK THEY ARE NOT ANSWERABLE FOR THEIR SINS.AND,WHY WOULD ANYONE VOTE FOR OBAMA WHO WILL HELP THE ARABS AT THE EXPENSE OF THE JEWS.THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON CHRISTIAN PRINCIPLES, AND ON THE BIBLE.IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THAT THEN LEAVE THIS COUNTRY AND GO TO THE GODLESS EUROPEAN UNION.
lolz i like the picture. I like huckabee though, he seems funny. thats all i care about out of him. We should get a pirate party nominee in the running…
I’m writing in my vote for Huckabee. For all the reasons in the list except for #4 if true. Convicted of rape = death! You see, I truly am for women’s rights, born or not!
I think that this website is rediculous!!! why in the world would there even be a website bashing people such as mike huckabee. Mike Huckabee is a great christian man even though he was not elected president.
..smarter than he. :sadheadshake:
Anyway, I did not vote for this guy. He seemed too nice. I do not trust always-nice people. They are either up to something or insane; whether politically left or right.
Palin in 2012!
Individuals have personal opinion. Not everyone thought the same.
He lets his religious views block reality.
Great article, good food for though. We’re always hungry for more quality leaders, but most just don’t cut it. Anyway, cool article, didn’t know about his position on evolution!
Mike Huckabee is a special guy, above points of view speak he is different from others.
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Read about some of his nice guy tactics here…
I agree with you so much. Hauckabee is such a conservative that i cannot stand. he does suck.
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