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Well, John McCain has finally announced his running mate, and as we at Who-Sucks.com had expected, he made quite a sucky choice. In the 24 hours since McCain announced that Governor Sarah Palin was his choice, we’ve gone around the net looking for some precise reasons why she sucks.
Here are 16 reasons:
- A poor record: Her only political experience has been a few years as mayor of a small town in Alaska and less than two years as governor of that state. Her record wasn’t so great: the small town she left behind is now in financial ruin.
- She has no experience with national level politics. At the time of this posting, many of her views on national policy issues were unknown simply because she is so inexperienced that she hasn’t even made public statements about them. Presidential history scholars believe she may be “the most inexperienced person on a major party ticket in modern history.”
- She has no foreign policy experience. None.
- Iraq War? Our country is in the midst of a war, and Palin’s son is going to fight in that war. However, Salon.com reports that she hasn’t even given much thought to the Iraq War, and has no clear opinions about it. Great.
- She is a creationist, and she wants “creation science” to be taught in public schools.
- She doesn’t believe in man-made global warming. Maybe that’s why she supports drilling in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge?
- Not only does she think the government should be telling people who they can and cannot marry, she also thinks that same sex couples should be denied benefits given to straight couples.
- Palin has been accused of abusing her power as Alaska governor to try to get her ex-brother-in-law fired as a state trooper. An investigation is underway.
- She has messed up views on wildlife protection. Environmentalists are appalled by her support of a $150-per-wolf bounty program. She’s also supported the use of government money to educate people about how great it is to shoot bears and wolves, and she doesn’t want the polar bear to make it onto the endangered species list.
- One nation, under stupidity: When defending the phrase “one nation under God” in the Pledge of Allegiance, Palin said, “If it was good enough for the founding fathers, its good enough for me and I’ll fight in defense of our Pledge of Allegiance.” Reality check: The Pledge of Allegiance was written in 1892, long after the founding fathers died. The phrase “one nation under God” was added in 1954….
- Anti-birth control nutcase- Not only does Palin oppose abortion in all cases, she also opposes the use of birth control in all cases. That includes married couples that want to use condoms or the pill!
- Politicizing non-political jobs: When she was mayor of small town in Alaska, Palin abused her authority by firing city employees that did not fully support her reelection campaign.
- She can’t even manage her own family – rumors have given way to an admission from Palin that her teenage daughter is pregnant, and will be having a shotgun marriage to the guy that knocked her up. That’s what abstinence-only education gets you.
- Ninja editing: Her Wikipedia entry needed to be cleaned up before the public announcement that she was McCain’s VP pick.
- She has no clue about the role of the Vice President.
- It is quite clear she was chosen just because of her gender (most Republicans have never even heard of her), and she’s being used as a trick by the McCain campaign to gain some of Hillary Clinton’s supporters.
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Hey guys,
Im arguing with some sarah palin lover and I need some help. could you go to
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& help me thanks. She says that average americans dont know what the bush doctorine is so its Ok that she does’nt. BUt heres the difference those people are normal americans do you want someone who doebt know the role of the VP to run the country?
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Im hurt by what you guys are sayin, dont cha no. I meen in the Great state of alaask they all love me. Since I lost Im going to say all of my canned beayty pagent words. Mavric, Reform, Goverment, family, Jesus.
Hey John,
I popped over to the site and threw out a couple of comments. Hope it helps.
Smug,Smirky,&smily,
Thanks a ton
Hey John,
I guess we ruffled some feathers over there, lol. I guess they ban people that don’t agree with their close-minded views. Thanks for pointing out that forum, made my day to show them how stupid they are.
Smug,Smirk,&Smily
Help me round up people to flood the site so Annie & LOu will blow their Sarah palin loving heads off. EVERYONE we gave a contridicting point of view & they blocked us go to.
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And talkback
this is obviously written by someone who would vote for someone like mcain or bo who are just over gloried jury duty picks except they can vote present. what is worse is bo he is not qualified to be a manager of mcdonalds.
You forgot to mention that she has no fashion sense.
The thought of her going to be in the lime light for the next 4 years until she runs again makes want to hurl like Linda Blair on “The Exorist.” Green pea soup all over the place.
She is such a narcissist. I bet she can not pass a mirror without looking in it. If nothing proves it…it was when she was doing the Thanksgiving interview and they were killing turkeys in the back ground, cutting their throats and all she could talk about was herself.
Also…When she was talking about had badly the press treated her and she told the interviewer that she thought she would be the vice president right now if she had run with Obama and on the Democrat ticket…I almost peed in my pants from laughing so hard at her.
Some times, I think she must be a space alien because she is so far out of this world, that she lives in her own world that we as regular people might never come to understand.
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Im Republican/conservative and i voted for Obama just because of her.
..smarter than she. :sadheadshake:
Anyway, your sucks-points not withstanding, I admire her proven record of fighting corrupt politicians on both sides of the aisle. ’nuff said.
I hope she runs in 2012. I’ll sport *that* bumper sticker, baby!
Yes, Lets hope she runs in 2012! That would be awesome, then we would be guaranteed another 4 years of Obama. She would get the hate-monger, anti-environment, angry bible thumper vote. And America could continue moving forward when Obama wins with the 80%+ of the vote.
Glad David Letterman’s still going strong.In that vein,how about.Hey Sarabitch,if my Balls are on your Chin,where would my Dick be? Wink Wink,inside my mouth.
Palin is a stupid, corrupt whore whose underaged daughters can’t wait to get knocked up by David Letterman. Her prominence is irrefutable proof that most Americans have shit for brains.
love the up-side-down pic. she’s whacked. been in alaska to long. mavericky bitch!! LOL
HA Ha HA The stupid BITCH just resigned as Gov. of Alaska a few hours ago…Oh happy day…..they say she’s too bizarre…to inept…. You betcha !!!! July 3. 2009…..She gotta get out before the trouble starts up their in Alaska…something’s afoot in the undercurrents up there…..HMMM wonder what it could be….
Poor Sara Palin just another milf that got in over her head, seems like she has a GED. education. Her speeches are that of a 9th grader she thought she was something great and was just a pussycat fart in the wind, I know she will go back to being a so so mom and wife.
just another bimbo who can’t talk and walk at the same time only thing shes good for is spreading her legs and pop out retarted babies…stupid cunt like her bimbo daughter…
“just another bimbo who can’t talk and walk at the same time only thing shes good for is spreading her legs and pop out retarted babies”
Oh the irony, it’s spelled ‘retarded’ you brain cell deprived moron. I swear, if you’re going to insult someone at least have the common sense to not look like an assclown. Could you be anymore inept?
Was palin popping oxycontin while she was knocked up with big trig, or does the genes in this family just produce retards.
Was palin popping oxycontin while she was knocked up with big trig, or does the genes in this family just produce brainless look alike tramps that have lifetime memberships to lenscrafters.
To Anon: Spelling and typos are TWO very different things–YOU ASSWIPE!! She [palin] is still a worthless cunt!! Toddy boy’s been messing around on her for quite some time, oh and Trigger is Levi’s brat or someone other than her old man’s
Carls right this anon sounds like a retarded cunt.
Its over for her, she could make a 3rd rate porn movie,or write some kind of half ace book. Once she gone,she will be be considered a has been forever. She doesn’t understand how most good americans think of her, She was the biggest joke for a VP ive ever seen in about the last 30 years. Good luck Sara but i dont know what you can do very good.
Sarah Phillips loves Palin and will defend her till the end, which was the day she resigned as gov of Alaska
Palin is the the first face in the republican party, that is not an old white racist, thats why conservatives like her. Its a change from Rush, Newt, and Cheney/Big Bush. Which Palin probably loves to munch.
Palin just congratulated John Mcain on his new endorsement by depends adult diapers, way to go. Palin-Mcain 2012, she could be his home health nurse at the white house.
We white folks are just pissed because mexicans and blacks are outnumbering us in a country that we stole from the natives, after giving them our european diseases.
How bout the statement dipshit Palin just made endorsing the myth that Obama’s healthcare plan includes a so-called “death panel” before which the elderly and those with Down’s syndrome would have to appear? Aside from paranoia-inducing, this is SIMPLY NOT TRUE! Bad enough that these corporate shills for the health insurance industry are propagating these myths, but this floozie is a former candidate for the frickin’ Vice Presidency! She should bloody know better! How can anyone in her position be this misinformed, inarticulate and just plain STUPID? I think she, like, two brain cells…and they’re not even speaking to each other.
Sarah Phillips loves Palin and will supporter her till the very end. Palin Power rules…
The last harry porter was devastating,so al her 16 sucks will from hers last book it self…
I’m from England. Fuck you Americans!!
Hey brit from England, invest in a dentist not a computer you snaggle toothed cunt lick. I want some fish and chips, and I hate Palin.
Water Meter has a point…maybe we should start giving the blacks and mexicans a new crop of European diseases.
At least we wouldn’t have to waste our hard earned tax dollars on them.
Palin sucks dick.
Sarah Palin is not just a disgrace to Republicans, she is a disgrace to the US as a whole. “I’ll show you Obama’s birth certificate if you can show me Palin’s high school diploma.”
Lets go shoot some wolves and moose, while we spy on Russia from our front yard. Golly gee, Im a maverick doing mavericky things. Africa is a country isnt it.
jdod we may have lost the election but you and your ignorant fucking racist pals will lose this war dems are going down hard
nobody loves a liberal for long except a liberal and y’all only make up 17% of voters
so go ahead spit on america burn the flag and hate true american freedom all you want because just like clinton obama will lose favor with his own party for thinking up to much crazy shit
peace mother fucker
death panel is real watch the news and minoritys even combined only make up 42% of the population so no even as a whole caucasians are still the dominent race do all demacrats just make shit up and hope nobody will bother looking for the truth hmmm…
James if 42% only makes the minority vote then 58% of the vote makes up your white racist ass community and OBAMA won the election with a ton of white non racist votes so what are you Rush, Billo the clown, on the no spin zone and fanatic Glenn Beck gonna due when OBAMA takes 2012 from your best canidates Putin, I mean Palin and Cheney. James your past your time republicans had there chance and blew again with two worthless wars which have just bred more terrorist and sunk the economy. Go back to your conservative beliefs, back about 40 years plus ago, times change, love it or leave it you cock sucking commi. I’d love to hear your response PUSSY JAMES, YOU COCK SUCKER. I guess you and all your KKK buddies should have voted maybe next time.
You who love Barak Hussein Obama are Fucking idiots! “Change you can belive in” LOL You really think your new president is going to come along and change everthing for the better? A clean slate? – Lie. Fraud. You’ve been sucked in. You will soon be aware of his true colours. Iran isin’t to far away on the list of contries to invade on the false premise of WMD’s. Dont pull that fucking race card you Obama koo-aid drinkers love to pull out. Black or white, people lie. And trust me, you’re being lied to. Stop watching CNN and wake up, there top story is about letterman fucking one his crew. Who gives a fuck. Wake up idiots!
Glad to know you and pussy james watch cnn, but ive never used the race thing with Obama. I’m white and from the south and know that all public govt officials are liars, whats new. The difference is your best canidates are all racist and dont know shit, for example miss cock sucker palin thinks africa is a country. Thats the president i want??? Ive never voted and never will because all the canidates lie, and no we all watch MSNBC you dumb ass right wing neo-cons.
She sucks alright, though her porn movie wasn’t half bad.
Besides, she has written her memoir now, so there will be another wave of Palin fun I guess, which has already started with the talk show hosts, and no doubt will end up with another Palin porn movie spoof.
mAYBE SHE’LL MAKE A CAMEO IN HER NEW PORN MOVIE SINCE SHE LOVES THE SPOTLIGHT.
it s impossible
thank you
NO THANK YOU
NO THANK YOU SO MUCH MAVERICK
She’s not worth commenting about!
These aspect are pretty enough to make Sarah Palin sucks.
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