Rachael Ray is a sort of blimpish television personality that hosts a bunch of tv shows about eating and cooking; two endeavors for which she is apparently well-suited. After writing a series of cookbooks based on cooking meals in 30-minutes, she catapulted to stardom and now makes millions by telling thousands of people how to throw a bunch of food into a bowl.
The secret to her success is three-fold: acting ditzy and bubbly until the audience is sufficiently nauseous, mashing “ingredients” together in order to proclaim the discovery of a new recipe, and convincing people to buy overpriced cooking utensils manufactured by malnourished children in sweatshops (this may or may not be true). While most people might think this behavior is admirable, I believe it sucks, and so does she.
1. She giggles like a retarded schoolgirl, endlessly. Her laugh will often go on for far too long, almost as if she’s trying too hard to be cute. Watch her laugh at the 00:35 second mark.
3. Her catchphrases are grating, worn out and annoying.
4. She wildly gesticulates with her hands. Overemphasis is an understatement.
6. She constantly reminds her audience that she is Italian. And that her family is Italian, and that her Italian grandparents influenced her cooking, and that since she is Italian she can do anything she wants because she is Italian, and by the way, she is Italian.
7. She lies and exaggerates to trick people into buying her overpriced wares. Here she claims that her stove can cook an item that requires 20 minutes to cook, in 8 minutes. Apparently she can defy the laws of physics.
8. Her “recipes� are just a bunch of “ingredients� thrown into a bowl. She also likes to put olive oil and chicken stock in everything.
9. Her clothes seem to be designed to hide her plump frame.
10. She’s not a real chef. So why is she a credible authority figure on cooking? She even admits it by saying “I’m not a chef, I’m a cook.â€? This makes a lot of sense, too: “I have no formal anything. I’m completely unqualified for any job I’ve ever had.”
12. She seems to talk out of only one side of her mouth, as if the right side of her face is dead.
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I can’t stand this chick’s stupid voice. You can tell she’s the pudgy loudmouthed attention-whore next door when you were growing up. The girl with the fat blabbering mouth who would NEVER SHUT THE HELL UP and didn’t have a clue about being ladylike for one second. People who think she is hot are idiots.
By the way, you know her husband was cheating on her with a prostitute that he paid to spit on him, right? That’s pretty sad when your bitch is so crappy that you would rather pay strangers to spit on you during sex.
why all the hate for Rachel Ray? if u don’t like her then don’t watch her show.
if u dont like her, why dont u start a show urself. Can u do that? She cant be perfect and pleasing to everyone on this planet. if u dont like her, dont watch the show. She struggled her way to the top. Firstly, look at the positive things about her, and not bad things happening in her life. Everyone has their downs in life. Its good she dumped that sob, now she can focus on her career. There are lot of people out there who’d want her for their wife, and support her. So carry on Rachael, what you have set out to do and are doing.
rachael ray is great if ya dont like her why do you waste your time talking bad things about her i bet half of you are just mad becouse she making it in everything that she sets her mind to do!!!!! and if you really look at it ya saying that she sucks becouse she always laughing and she always happy if anything that is something positive i bet all of you that are saying these harrible things about her are all unhappy people. how can you be mad at someone for being happy this is how poeple misary love company.you never see noone cry in her show becouse she dont like noone feeling bad but whenu look at jerry springer or shows like that youre fine with it people these days need to think twice about what they say!!!!! you all dont make sence and are a bunch of low life misarable people!!! is disgusting that you cant be happy for some one doing good!!!! she trying to set a good example!!! and look at what youre trying to do!!!!! frist and foremost!!!if you dont like someone and you start a whole website about how much you dont like them what does that say about you!!! it sure dosent say that youre better becouse their not starting a page about you!!!! you guys are all stupidand YOU you frinking idiotic prick who has a talk show and dosent talk? whats the point of even having a talk show??????do you understand what youre saying!!!! and so what if shes not a chef shouldnt that be a positive thing that means thats no matter what you can do exactly what u set your mind to do!!!!!and who ever this idiot is about the sex thing!!!! ummmmmm its sad when the women is making all the money and the men is just sitting around doing shit!!!! you are a pathetic dumass who dosent know that in a talk show your suppose to talk!!! youre just probably lonely and feel better by saying bad things about others!!!!! shit i’ll die before i’ll ever look like you!!!!!!! i hope you find someone in youre life buy your self a dog!!! or better yet pay a prostitute to spit on you since you think thats so fucking good!!!!!! im sure you wont think is sad being that someone supposably did that to rachael ray!!! and you hate her!!! so since you dont have a life!!! fallow someone elses!!!! bitch!!!you have no life and u have officially convince evryone!!!! hahahaha look sweety poeple are laughing at you not with you!!!!! so go back to your little room and cry!!! or do something with your life becouse talking about other people isnt good!!!! but ofcourse you think different becouse your an idiot with out a life!!! is good to know i have one!!! and so does RACHAEL RAY! im feeling sad for you!
girl you right this shit is so funny!!!!
RIGHT ON,I WAS JUST THINKING THE SAME THING. IF YOU HATE SOMEONE SO MUCH WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU SPEND SO MUCH OF YOUR TIME WRITING ABOUT THAT PERSON. IT MAKES NO SENSE. LET ME GET THIS STRAIT I HATE YOU SO MUCH THAT MY LIFE REVOLVES AROUND YOU. I HATE YOU SO MUCH THAT I CAN’T WAIT TO WRITE TO OTHERS ABOUT YOU. THE THING THAT IS CONFUSING TO ME IT IF YOU DON’T LIKE HER SO MUCH WHY ARE YOU WATCHING THIS PERSONS SHOW. SOMEONE SHOULD START A WEB SITE CALLED “IF YOU DON’T HAVE A LIFE GET ONE” HER SHOW ISN’T MY FAVOR BUT I THINK SHE’S ALL RIGHT ALL I CAN SAY IS SHE STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM AND MADE HER WAY TO THE TOP AND I SAY GREAT FOR HER SOME PEOPLE CALL HER AN OVEREXPOSED NOBODY YET THAT SAME OVEREXPOSED NOBODY IS MAKING MONEY AND MAKING IT WELL. SO I SAY STOP BEING A HATER JUST BECAUSE THE ONLY FAME YOU’LL GET IS 15 MIN OR HOW EVER LONG IT TAKES THEM TO TYPE THE REASON WHY SHE SUCKS.
you guys suck sounds like you all are Jelous of rachael Ray
you cant stand to see some one who is so life succceed
shame on you.
full of life!!
any ways if you think she sucks why do you even bother to watch or talk about her apparently deep down in side people who think rachael ray sucks might really like her how about that rachael ray haters
14 reasons why rachael ray sucks is retarded, a lot of those reasons apply to most of the people . and the rest waste time on the pc because they dont have a social life hah ah
Her show’s aimed at the dregs of society who wouldn’t know a white truffle from a black truffle so why waste time watching? Manuel Gallegos is right about her being “full of life”, but it’s life of the kind that scuttles on six legs and survives nuclear blasts. Just look at all her defenders here, some can’t spell, others can’t work their caps lock keys, and others type so slowly that their question marks and exclamation marks multiply while they try to remember how to lift their fingers off the keys!
well, i totally agree, she’s not hot enough for FHM. She needs to be slapped, and so does FHM.
die rachael ray!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Get a life people! If you don’t like her turn her off. She must have done something right in order for you ppl to give her any attention negative or otherwise. Quit hating and get a real hobby!
I think it’s is sad for a person to get on here and talk about another person as if they are something to talk about ill give you one reason why nobody cares 1 because people of america knows there are losers who will always try to bring someone down when there on top and that will always be the case nobody likes to see someone make it but themselves because somewhere in there lifetime they where picked on or abused or they just dont have a reason there just pricks….. p.s. rachel ray rocks and if she is fat she is phat pretty hot and tempting..
i think rachel ray is nice and if you hate her you are so stupid! she has done so many nice things for people and just because she smiles and giggles doesnt meen she sucks! ps who ever wrote this website is just wasting there money on a stupid website! oh and if anybody hates RR i hate you because you people only hate her because she got so far in life and she is so happy and all you RR haters got was……… crap! you RR haters are crap I HATE RR HATERS YOU ALL SUCK!
i think rachel ray is nice and if you hate her you are so stupid! she has done so many nice things for people and just because she smiles and giggles doesnt meen she sucks! ps who ever wrote this website is just wasting there money on a stupid website! oh and if anybody hates RR i hate you because you people only hate her because she got so far in life and she is so happy and all you RR haters got was……… crap! you RR haters are crap I HATE RR HATERS YOU ALL SUCK you are all so mean! not including the nice RR lovers on this website!
you people have no consideration for a person u dont even Know. you make assumptions about a wonderful and inspiring women who happens to be a very nice person. you make fun of what she loves to do. whats wrong with loving your Job? should loving your job come at a price? you tell her to die and curse her. you people have no heart to make a website about some one you dont even know personally. id llike someone to make a horrible website about all of you who have shit to say about someone who is a god damn gorgeous cook. you are all jealous horrible disgusting people who hate themselves and have nothing better to do than make funn of someone they dont even know. you all have serious problems.
Rachael Ray is the Shit! I like to see any of you haters wip out a meal like her. No instead you’re probablly going to go through the Mcdonalds drive thru and come home and sit your ass on the couch and watch Rachael Ray wishing maybe one day you would have enough motivation to cook like her and then hating her for what you DON’T HAVE!
Have a nice day.
i have a fat friend who thinks rachael ray is the sexiest woman alive.
i think that explains it all.
you assholes r stupid rachael ray is not mean she is nice and prettier then all of you and go to hell to the person who did rachael ray sucks community website
I think that you people are really pathetic. Do you have nothing better to do with your time than to worry about what you don’t like about someone else? You are all so stuck in the fact that she is well known and successful and you aren’t that you are wasting your time being concerned with her. She has a successful show that she worked very hard for, and you people really need to spend more time focusing on yourselves rather than other people. I feel really bad for all of you.
To talk so bad of a person is so unchristian. God will take care of those who hate someday.
Fucking jelous retarded motherfucking idiots, you all should be fucking drowned in your own piss. i bet you all are min wage slaves that cant seem to get ahead in life .right .???? yea im right……fuck you assholes
The fat blimp I saw on TV talking about her should look in the mirror with her 40 bangs and straight hair. She sure looks like she does a lot of eating out, I am sure her fat self is too lazy to cook. You are jealous because she made herself into who she is, she never pretends to be what she is not. As for her husband, that is on him not her.
And by the way racheal ray is extremily sexy. And she is on top, can any of you compete with that .i didnt think you could. Start looking at your on life idiots!!
If Rachel does her meals in 30 minutes on TV then whoever is trying to do her meals is inept if they cannot do them. I have made her dishes and I get my done in no time. Some morons need to practice and maybe not be so lazy.
Another thing, no woman is your bitch you prick. You morons are sickos if that is what you need to do. Do not put it on the women, you just cannot get it up any other way. Probably all fat couch potatoes that can barely move let alone make love to a woman. I have a man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Although really people if you love Rachael then learn how to spell. I mean not meen, come on I know you are not stupid, please do not think this is cute that is why the morons are saying we are illerate. Pay a little more attention to spelling please.
If Rachael Ray sucks so much and you can’t stand her, how come so much is known about her and her show. I think you haters really do like her and are just plainly jealous of her. Get a life! If you can’t stand her, switch the darn television off!
Whoever owns this site must be a fat ass lesbian. Im guessing your a wannabe who doesnt have a damn job, married some rich old fuck and now your attacking other people who have more morals and character than you will ever have. Typical for FAT people. Think you could do something positive for a change? Maybe if you can make it off your big ass, you could go suck Rosies strapon…..your a dumb ass!!!
If it were easy enough to simply “not watch her show” it would be easy and there wouldn’t be any hate. The aformentioned “hate” for Rachel Ray comes not from the mere fact that she has a cooking show, or even a successful cooking show.
It comes from her developing an empire – a media empire like Martha Stewart’s, with magazines, books, overpriced product lines manufactured in third world countries, commercials, and now, a seemingly unrelenting orgie of product endorsements. This empire is based on frivolousness, incipid catchphrases, and frankly, lies (not-so-30 minute recipes for one). She contributes to the dumbing down of society, pandering to an audience who fancies itself as shoestring gourmets and pseudo-chef Boyardi wannabes.
The “hate” should be interpretted as an intervention and a slap on the face for this woman who is overexposing herself faster than a Vegas stripper. The hate comes from the fact that in order to “shut her off” we’d have to shut off almost every form of media. That’s why she sucks.
All you people that talk bad about Rachel Ray are just jelous of her success. You should get up from your lazy bottoms and do something more than just talk bad about people.
yall ppl don,t have any right to talk about someone u don,t even know cause u aren,t that good either so,sso u better look in the mirror before u try to judge someone.
I think that everyone that hates on Rachel Ray should get a foot shoved up their “Butts” I thinks she’s sweet & beautiful.The “Rachel sucks” site should get a F—in’ life and grow the Fu-k
up!!!!! I bet the ones that really do most of the hating, can’t cook or afarid to venture out to do what she has accomplished.I’m proud of you Rachel keep up the good work and “Keep that Beautiful Smile Shining”
ray is hot and you fat chicks are not jelious people suck lol
Jelious? jelous? JEALOUS. YOU FRICKEN IDIOTS. Im so jealous of rayray here because she is so beautiful. Who gives a crap how she looks. Isn’t it all about the food she cooks? I guess that doesn’t even matter cause it all sucks. Im not a ray hater because she makes more money than me, and Im not jealous because you all claim shes prettier than us. I am not jealous. You are jealous of me cause I can spell.
I can not stand the woman. And I have no problems wasting my time telling someone, because she’s one of many who is doing her part in dumbing down America.
Her recipes are HORRIBLE. And she lies. I don’t think she’s even a happy individual… I think it’s all for the camera. Which is the only thing that bothers me about her perkiness… if it were genuine, I wouldn’t mind.
And if you stick yourself on my tv on several channels, in my grocery store, book shelves and even coffee shop, and even on my box of crackers… guess what, I have every right to talk about you, because YOU put yourself there.
And I CAN cook. And I don’t find anything I’ve seen pictures of that she’s cooked to look even remotely edible. I don’t even care if she’s not a real chef, or if she steals her recipe’s… as long as she STATES that she got her recipe from _____. Instead of claiming it as her own. I’m not a real chef either, that does not mean I wouldn’t give a friend the recipe for my grandmother’s bread after she’d eaten some I baked.
The problem is, she claims to be “health conscious” and puts olive oil in huge amounts in EVERYTHING, and is a spokesperson for Dunkin Donuts. That isn’t honest. And it’s especially not good for say, a woman desperately trying to lose weight, and ready to believe RR when she says her recipe’s will “help you eat healthy”…
She carries some social responsibility to at least say, “Hey, I’m dumping olive oil in this… not the healthiest choice, but it tastes GREAT!” Instead of saying it’s good for you. Which is what she does.
If you think she’s great, that’s fine. Love her cooking. Fine. But I don’t. And I don’t want to shut up about it, because she’s shoved in my face day after day every where I go.
PS- All those people who say “But you don’t even KNOW her!!!” Neither do you. You could be defending a horrible person and not even realize it. And for that matter, how can you say I’m a horrible person for not liking her and being vocal about it??? YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW ME!
Typical lemming Ray fan responses screeching to defend their beloved pop culture sewer queen. They’re nearly as annoying as the talentless hack Ray herself. The only consolation is that Ray’s “healthy” meals contain so much fat and oil (what moron cooks bacon in a quarter cup of olive oil?) that most of her fans will be dead of a heart attack before long and none of the rest of us who appreciate real cooking, real talent, and a real personality will have to deal with either Ray or her idiotic fans anymore.
How come so many of the fans of Rachael Ray
1. Can’t spell her name or the word jealous.
2. Don’t have a grasp of punctuation and capitalization. It doesn’t speak well for the intelligence of her fans. Actually, I’ll revise that. You might be quite intelligent, but you’re obviously lazy and don’t care about doing things properly – very much like Rachael Ray herself.
I’ll address some other points now.
1. Rachael Ray didn’t struggle to the top. She had it easy. Every job she ever had was an accident and was pretty much handed to her. She admits this. She gets credit for being willing to do the work, but it’s not as if she put herself through culinary school by working three jobs or anything like that.
2. It’s not as easy as turning her off. I can’t even walk into a Dunkin Donuts without seeing her face. She has all of these shows on the Food Network (my favorite background noise) and now a talk show. She endorses everything. I’ve never seen someone so undeserving be so overexposed.
3. Her cooking is bad – plain and simple. She had some decent recipes in the beginning, but she ran out of ideas a long time ago. Her recipes are just sloppily thrown together and are quite obviously not made in 30 minutes (she accomplishes WAY too much over the break). She doesn’t even seem to be enjoying herself anymore. You can’t cook cute. There are plenty of cooks on TV who can give you easy-to-follow recipes that don’t cost a mint (Ray uses tons of expensive ingredients). The only difference is that they don’t have a gimmick. It doesn’t take a genius to cook the recipes of Tyler Florence, Giada DeLaurentis or Ina Garten. Even if you don’t like their personalities, they do know how to cook and present very usable recipes.
4. Rachael Ray is not the girl next door. She’s a city-dwelling millionaire. She is not your friend. She is not going to sit and have girl talk with you. She does not want to sleep with you. People who have encountered her in person say she smokes like a chimney, drinks like a fish, and curses like a sailor. She has an apartment in Manhattan and had her wedding in Italy. Yes, she’s a “real person”, but she’s no more real than you or I or Mario Batali or Donald Trump. Not being able to cook well and bragging about it while teaching others to do it doesn’t someone qualify for the human race more than actually having a skill does.
Don’t speak for me. I can’t stand her cooking either…
I shot a load in her hair and she just dipped in the pasta water … you know … she’s Italian …yummo!
Dog shit and vomit on a plate … America’s favorite whore … smoky cumin too!
Your just jelous!
I like how the people who defend her can’t spell or use proper grammar. That makes me smile inside.
I think I’ll make some delicious food that is the opposite of what Rachael Ray cooks. You know, something that will taste good.
U BITCHES DO KNOW CRAP SHE IS THE BEST COOK IN THE WORLD WELL AT LEAST SHE IS BETTER THAN U ………AT LEAST SHE HAS A JOB NOT LIKE SOME STUPID PPL THAT MAKE MONEY BY TALKING TRASH ABOUT PPL BETTER THAN U THATS RIGHT I WENT THERE SO U WANT TO FIGHT ABOUT IT
ok so what if her fans cant spell see now all of us rachel ray fans now see that because of defending her u fat asses have nothing left to say bout her but talk about her fans and how they cnt spell(a lot of us have ya no lives and we talk on this thing called aim and there are a lot of nicknames for words) so now u all no we r right at how great rr is cause now on all ur comments its about how wee cnt spell. and have u even tried making her meals….. if u did and it tasted like crap its prob cause u did it rong asswhipes
Rachel Ray dose not suck i think shes the best cook ever any time i make something that she makes its so good i want to eat it over and over again.the person who invented this website is just simply jelious.
It’s really sad that most of you people have nothing better to do then put someone successful down to make yourselves feel better. Get a life.
I LOVE RACHEAL RAYYY YAY FOR RAY
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and now she claims she’s “bi”