Getting To Know Russian President Vladimir Putin (Through Pictures)
July 31, 2007 | by Jefferson | Filed Under People |
I’m sure you’ve heard of Russian President Vladimir Putin. If you read the newspaper, you’ve probably read that he’s an evil tyrant who is bent on bringing back the Soviet Union through his policies of abusing human rights, crushing the free press, assassinating his opponents, and rewriting history books. Those are all important things, but they only give us a two-dimensional look at President Putin.
To help give you a better look at Vladimir Putin, we’ve conducted extensive research on his personality and created this list of his traits with corresponding pictures…
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He’s a skilled shooter:
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He has some really fun toys:
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He thinks you better listen to him:
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He doesn’t like being head-butted:
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Just like you and I, he feels uncomfortable around girls who wear weird headscarfs:
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He can teach monkeys how to drive:
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He doesn’t let the ladies push him around:
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He looks funny when he wears one of those Jewish hats:
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He pays his bills:
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He looks strange when photographed through windows:
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He likes touching goats:
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When his name is written in Japanese, it’s the exact same as the Japanese word for Pudding:
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He’s really, really scary:
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You forgot that he likes to kiss little boys on the stomach!
I doubt he’d have taught that particular monkey anything, let alone how to drive.
The monkey picture is priceless. It looks like he’s showing off the “nifty buttons” of a “modified” car. “Now, this one lets off the tacks. This one launches the missiles. This one serves shoots of vodka straight to your mouth”.
While I would totally agree with you on “teaching the monkey anything”, you have to admit, he does have one thing in common with “the monkey”.
President Putin seems to have trouble knowing how to wear his ear protection as he has them on upside down. I know there’s a picture of “the monkey” around somewhere where he’s looking through the wrong end of binoculars.
We all deserve the leaders we get.
hey may know how to shoot a gun, but he doesnt know how to wear ear protection.
Your point about the Japanese translation is wrong. They’re similar, but not alike. His name in Japanese is “puchin” where as pudding is “purin”.
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1) Those headscarfs are not weird, they are quite common in Russia, cause they are worn most in this way by women in church!
2) i really doubt that Putin, who was in the army, as far as i know, in something called KGB (or committee of the state safety), doesn’t know how to wear ear protection! but on the whole the article is pretty nice)
He’s clearly telling Condi Rice: “Make yo move, sista.”
Aaah! You forgot a picture of Putin doing some serious judo!
U know he has got the black belt!
Aaah! You forgot a picture of Putin doing some serious judo!
U know he has got the black belt!
nothing but cheap propaganda…
you continently neglected to mention that he still maintains the highest approval rating and dramatically boosted the Russian economy. Thankfully there is a nation in this world to bring an equilibrium to the political arena dominated by presidents with cowboy mentality and an IQ of a rock…
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Our president is great man! Viva la Putin!
Bush suck.
Putin forever. He makes Russian Federation the gratest country in the world!
P.S. +1 Bush suck.
You forgot to mention - he only swings 1 arm when he walks. The other remains motionless at his side.
Sort of like a 1-armed George Jefferson.
In fact, it’s been speculated he might have some partial paralysis on his right side. I’ve seen him in judo matches, and he tends not to pull or make strong motions with his right arm.
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Pres. Putin would’ve really had a very hard time if he really wanted to teach “This W. Monkey” how to drive. Let’s face it ThisW.Monkey isn’t good at any thing.May be Pres. Putin was just trying to get him to smile that smile monkeys do.
Bush suck!! No,bush couldn’t even suck, he’s only good to be fucked.Actually he fucked himself in Afag. and Iraq.And I’m surprised how he did alone,I bet someone helped him maybe Condolisa.
EVERYONE-This is definitely the anti-christ!!!In Ezekial 38-39 the bible tells us about Rosh-which means Russia, coming againt Israel. Well Vlad signed a 50 billion dollar deal with Iran!! Russia gets their “power” and the muslims get Israel off the map. They underestimate the Almighty God who is not mocked! The story has already been written and the victory is already won.
Kill that russian scumbag. he is no better than hitler. USA - Love it or leave it!
Freaking fundamentalists, always making shit up from the Bible. Go back to church and leave the reading to people who can think, willya?
DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
Putin’s a hard man but he’s a strong leader, not an evil one. whoever wrote the description at the top sounds like a 3 year old trying to explain nietzsche.
The Japanese Pudding actually says “Putin Pudding” not just pudding
Hey guys, God here.
You’rte taking this bible shit to far, I mean, I wrote it when I was drunk one day, Jesus.
Whatever you say, dad
Putin Rules!
You forgot to mention that “putin” in French means “whore”!
President Putin seems to have trouble knowing how to wear his ear protection as he has them on upside down. I know there’s a picture of “the monkey” around somewhere where he’s looking through the wrong end of binoculars.