Guidos Suck - A collection of Guido images for your viewing pleasure!

July 10, 2007 | by John | Filed Under People |

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A Guido is a stereotypical young working class Italian-American young male from the urban Northeastern United States, most commonly New York and the surrounding area. The Guido stereotype is often portrayed as humorously and incorrigibly uncultured, with a thuggish and overly macho attitude and an unyielding pride in his Italian ancestry.

The stereotyping of a Guido involves dressing in big gold chains, sweat or track suits, working class clothing such as tank tops, plain shirts, or “guinea T’s”, unbuttoned dress shirts, and flashy suits or leather jackets.

Certain hairstyles are also commonly associated with Guido style, such as slicked-backed hair or pompadours. The “blowout” or “tapeup” hairstyle, consisting of the use of hair gel or pomade to attain a spiked appearance, is also a common Guido stereotype.



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90 Responses to “Guidos Suck - A collection of Guido images for your viewing pleasure!”

  1. Eeeeehhhhhh, Youse guys beddah watch it eear, be makin funnnah me & my piazans. Me, Nicky & Joey be payin’ youse guys a visit eear.

  2. I think I just threw up a little

  3. why are they all pooching their lips?

    wtf ?

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  5. WTF!?
    it’d be nice to believe that these photos
    are the gran total of this demographic.
    but i’m sure there are 1/2 a million of
    these punk-a&s posers from NY to philly.

  6. hey guy io sono un vero italiano
    non questo cazzo di smidollato con i capelli a riccio
    questo froccio!!

  7. Are these guys clones?

  8. their haircuts almost made me piss my pants. they’re ridiculous. the top three pictures are just classic. idiots.

  9. Are they all gays? ^.^(?)

  10. wtf
    they are basically the same in germany 0_o
    talking about natrure vs nurture :)

  11. That’s awesomely bad. Almost as bad as the Ghetto Prom!

  12. The guy in the seventh picture looks like he’s wearing more lipstick than the woman. And it looks like the eleventh picture is that of a bull dyke.

  13. FagGsSsS aLL Of Em LmAO

  14. What’s with all the pouting lips and come-hither stares? These guys are way overcompensating for something.. Not sure exactly what tho :p

  15. why the fuck are they all orange in complexion. i’m deeply disturbed after viewing those photos.
    not sure what else to say.

  16. what kind of idiot are those guys???
    please dont’ say to be italian if you only wear a suite or something! my god! i hope that the people won’t believe that the italian are like him…

    PS:respect the roots of your country.

    By an italian, true italian.

  17. Derek Zoolander must be their idol.

  18. surely, they are highly intelligent. 3rd photo is a chick

  19. Those dudes are kissing. Do dat stuf around real italians an yer gonna get whacked, capeche?

  20. To be fair (and i go to school within the metro-NYC region), these pictures are not depicting the typical guido, though not far off. still absolutely ridiculous. and they gay guys just happen to be guido-tastic gay guys - that is NOT TYPICAL at all.

  21. dem boyz are cutiez

  22. LMFAO. These clowns can’t be for real. Please tell me they’re something you made up on photoshop. Makes me feel slightly less bad about the chav plague in my country.

  23. Nothing wrong here that can’t be fixed by a good kick in the nuts.

  24. oh pouty boys
    oh pouty,pouty
    Anoint you hair
    Anointy nointy

  25. heywood, alot of them don’t seem to have nuts.

  26. oh christ..
    we don’t get many of those in southern california, but i have heard rumors from my cousins. though, we have persians, which i would argue is worse. they all seem to have tons of cash which is always a bigger pain in the ass. though, to their credit, they don’t look half as gay. that’s a weak magnum.

  27. we have guidos in Australia, but we call em muzza’s. Only difference is the hair

  28. Wow, thats…something i would have to EXTREMELY disagree with.
    The pounds of orange tanner alone sets me off, not to mention the fuckin hedgehog on top of their heads.

  29. i think i just puked on myself.

  30. i think i died a little on the inside…

  31. Thank you, thank you, thank you, I thought I’d never get a really belly laugh today ’till I stumbled on this. ROFLMAO!

  32. Are they all locked in a tanning machine for two consecutive days? :) Or actually they are all just a contestants of a regional I-don’t-know-who lookalike contest? :) And those girls too…

  33. GAY GAY GAY

  34. HAHA!!!

  35. LOL, so ridiculous. The spanish version of this people is known as “canis”, even more stupid. Search for todocanis dot com and cry.

  36. go fuck yourslef you gay shit

  37. why don’t you fuck the dog up the arse?

  38. how these look? ugly gay gang! loáál! XD

  39. MY EYES!!!!!!!!!! SUM1 PLZ BURN THEM ……..

  40. Holy fuckin shit! I’m from Italy and I’m really ashamed of those piles of crap. They’re extremely ridicolous, just beat the shit out of them if you meet them, too bad I’m too distant to do it myself.

  41. Well kick me in the knutz. wtf!? Their mamma’s breast milk must have been laced with bronzer and daddy’s azzhairs are sprouting out of their heads. The chicks must be their sisters ’cause they can only be boinkin’ each other. Christ, Kill it before it spreads. LOFL

  42. thats just wrong

  43. they should all be put in a camp.

  44. that last pic just makes me think that guido narcissism has gone so far that they’ve become their own species and can only breed with other greasy wops.

  45. I’m seriously fucking speechless.
    What scares me is that I tan…and get my brows done…BUT JESUS LORD SAVE ME!!!! I KNOW NOT WHAT I DO!!!!

  46. I dont think I could be any more grossed out than I am right now.

  47. It would be a shame if all that tanning led to malignant melanoma.

  48. Hahahaha! I love how they’re all flashing “blue steel” glances at the camera. What a bunch of tools.

  49. haha I agree. they do suck.

  50. “why are they all pooching their lips?”

    Because they’re all a bunch of self-hating, homo-phobic queer-bashing latent faggots.

    And they’re all worth less than two burning piles of shit. At least the burning shit will keep you warm.

  51. HAHAHA god i havent seen such a bag of queers in my life ..

  52. The kid waving in the second photo looks like Banjo Boy from Deliverance.

  53. coming soon to your city…

    please bring back forced sterilization :(

  54. I find the mere existence of this page and many of the comments offensive. Propagating negativity over a few pictures portraying stereotypes appears to be a social engineering ploy. I do not accept this broad generalization of an entire group of people. Sometimes words can be destructive and dividing. Division makes us weak…”divide and conquer”.

  55. EYYYY YOOOO! IMA STOOPID MORON!

  56. iono bout u guys but i think most of them look pretty sexi

  57. From Retardation Island on August 17th, 2007 at 11:03 am

    Hey Joe (post from August 11th, 2007 at 6:42 am),
    “a few pictures portraying stereotypes”???
    “broad generalization of an entire group of people”???
    Obviously Joe you’ve never been to Staten Island… Also, they’re pooching their lips because they want to look hard - they want to look guido, yet ghetto. They don’t want us to know that their mommy & daddy pay for everything they wear, everything they eat, everything they smoke, everything they drive, and every breath they take. They don’t want us to know that they live on Apple Tree Lane in Staten Island with a large inground pool in the backyard. Staten Island is proof that Italians are the lowest form of human life on the planet (besides blacks of course :-) because even when their houses are worth $750K+, they act like wild unruly street hoodlums - especially when they get behind the wheels of their Infinitis & BMW’s.

  58. There is no way these guys aren’t closet fags.

  59. These guys where more foundation than I do.

    They’re orange. Don’t they realize they’re orange?

    It’s like an unholy union between a hedgehog and an Oompa Loompa.

  60. Funny how “gay” they look. Only thing, Most of the gays I know look more like skinheads!

  61. Yo boy, these guys got hot hair dos, I just got this hair and hard spikey as hell! I look hot and just got tattoo on my biceps, Man I am just horny looking at this hair!

  62. I am from NY. Generally Like that hari style, when its not overprocessed like some in the above pictures. Theri eyebrows were also alil over tweezed. But hey do you! And to the gentleman that mentioned “I hope people dont think all Italians are like that” Now you know how it feels to be Black- always compared to or classified with the likes of a 50 Cent CHARACTER. Not all of us are thugged out with our pants below our ass in a pair of Timbs. I know that is not what you meant,(or at least hope) but it just my added commentary. Much repect to all! :) I too sometimes am ashamed and embarrassed of my own people that portray such a certain/typical stereotypes. But i dont take it to heart bause it is just that, a STEROTYPE. Most importantly i know who I am, What I am, and I do what I do always!

  63. damn honestly every culture in nyc have their clown , i think i saw south american with that kind of hair style , why they pose like black guys is embarased lol and yes they look mad gayy , kind of hot guys lol :P

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  66. Oh. My. Fucking. God. Are these - and I use the term loosely - people - just the Italian version of chavs?

  67. I agree, a couple of them are actually guidos and all of them look ridiculus, however, are they Italian, Hispanics or just American douchebags trying to act like they’re Paris Hilton? I’m Italian with both fair skinned and dark skinned family members (and friends) and most of the guys in these pics are most likely not Italian. Here are my reasons: most have dark hair, not blonde, if we are fair skinned, the nose will be a dead giveaway almost every time (and eyebrows if not tended to), and we often resemble Hispanics, Greeks and Armanians as well. In other words, don’t stereotype people unless you know their true background. I’m the first to admit a good guido, but I think these guys are just plain American-whatever jackasses.

  68. most of those kid are albanian there not italian….. all u kids are whackkk cause u dont even kno what ur talkin aboutt lmaoooooo

  69. Wow, are you kidding me! I am 100% Sicilian and this is just a disgrace to not only Italians but men in general; do women or girls really go for men/boys like this!?!?!? Are these guys wearing makeup? I think their wearing more than I do!

    And let’s learn to speak english and not gibberish: Toni Bannoli on July 11th, 2007 at 1:30 pm
    Eeeeehhhhhh, Youse guys beddah watch it eear, be makin funnnah me & my piazans. Me, Nicky & Joey be payin’ youse guys a visit eear.

    Youse??? What!!!

    And seriously, showing off the muscles in each picture like your trying to impress people; real men take pride in themselves and don’t need to do this!

  70. guidos fucking piss me off. They look like fucking carrots.

  71. bunch of lame ass tools…go suck eachother off with ur pursed lips….and wipe off the fuckin make-up…

  72. photoshop back-street boys????
    or wtf is it?????

  73. i hate them so much im from nj. from may to september our quality of life becomes cheaper than the canal street BLinG these pieces of shit wear. Half of them are freakin plumbers and cable guys and fooling nobody with their “money” they probably hoard while living in a crappy apartment the rest of the year. they get gypped on the “shaw houses” they rent too ahahah their little whores spend 5 hours in front of the mirror n the result is a desperate-looking tranny. get the fuck out of our state you wastes of life

  74. I can’t believe that these guys are real. They would definitely get waxed in the south. And by waxed, I don’t mean what they do to their balls and eyebrows, I mean laughed at, rejected by the ladies, and possibly taken out into the woods to have some shit sense kicked into them. HaHa…NJ sucks.

  75. shit was SO cash

  76. This isn’t fake, I’m from NYC and worked in Jersey for a while and this is 100% real, they’re CLOWNS, but you have to really seem in person to get the full effect. They dumb as shit, ignorant and alot of them see other races as ‘the other guys’ as if italian is the default race.. But honestly.. NOT ALL ITALIANS are like this, if you’re not from the east coast don’t look at this and think they’re all like these idiots cause they’re not… this was great though :)

  77. we don’t have guidos in Mississippi, i get the feeling they wouldn’t last too long. Is the guy in picture 7 wanting to show off his acne so everyone can know he does steroids?

  78. All those fucking guidos are pussies. I just fucked up this 1 guido in my school today.. That little pussy had so much gel in his fucking hair, that shit wouldn’t come off my hand.. All guidos are pussies. No match for HARDCORE EUROPEANS!

  79. Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    WTF is wrong with these people??!?!?
    Oh well.. I’m sure natural selection will wipe these idiots out soon enough.
    Also, wasn’t that hairstyle hot more like 10 years ago (if it has ever been..)? Ugly overdone fake tan, on the other hand, has never ever ever been hot.

  80. Also, gotta love that fucking expression on their faces! Does the retarded mmmmmwah-mouth come naturally, or do they have to fake it?

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  83. Wtf?! Well to be honest I’d rather hang out with these guys than a bunch of niggers.

  84. Whf. They all look really gay, who timms there eyebrows gays, over the top fake tans Gays, total Musscle marys!!!

    the second picture is so fucked up they all have matching hair styles. God if Guidos came to manchester UK they would get so fuckin sparked out!

  85. Are all guys from Jersey this seriously retarded?

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  88. they were put on earth to make us laugh…enjoy it…it’s hysterical.

  89. Holy shit

  90. I am really glad that we don’t have people like that where we are from…or if we do they are far and few in between! Those guys all look like a bunch hedgehog douches with fake tans!

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