A Guido is a stereotypical young working class Italian-American young male from the urban Northeastern United States, most commonly New York and the surrounding area. The Guido stereotype is often portrayed as humorously and incorrigibly uncultured, with a thuggish and overly macho attitude and an unyielding pride in his Italian ancestry.
The stereotyping of a Guido involves dressing in big gold chains, sweat or track suits, working class clothing such as tank tops, plain shirts, or “guinea T’s”, unbuttoned dress shirts, and flashy suits or leather jackets.
Certain hairstyles are also commonly associated with Guido style, such as slicked-backed hair or pompadours. The “blowout” or “tapeup” hairstyle, consisting of the use of hair gel or pomade to attain a spiked appearance, is also a common Guido stereotype.
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The kid waving in the second photo looks like Banjo Boy from Deliverance.
coming soon to your city…
please bring back forced sterilization
I find the mere existence of this page and many of the comments offensive. Propagating negativity over a few pictures portraying stereotypes appears to be a social engineering ploy. I do not accept this broad generalization of an entire group of people. Sometimes words can be destructive and dividing. Division makes us weak…”divide and conquer”.
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iono bout u guys but i think most of them look pretty sexi
Hey Joe (post from August 11th, 2007 at 6:42 am),
because even when their houses are worth $750K+, they act like wild unruly street hoodlums – especially when they get behind the wheels of their Infinitis & BMW’s.
“a few pictures portraying stereotypes”???
“broad generalization of an entire group of people”???
Obviously Joe you’ve never been to Staten Island… Also, they’re pooching their lips because they want to look hard – they want to look guido, yet ghetto. They don’t want us to know that their mommy & daddy pay for everything they wear, everything they eat, everything they smoke, everything they drive, and every breath they take. They don’t want us to know that they live on Apple Tree Lane in Staten Island with a large inground pool in the backyard. Staten Island is proof that Italians are the lowest form of human life on the planet (besides blacks of course
There is no way these guys aren’t closet fags.
These guys where more foundation than I do.
They’re orange. Don’t they realize they’re orange?
It’s like an unholy union between a hedgehog and an Oompa Loompa.
Funny how “gay” they look. Only thing, Most of the gays I know look more like skinheads!
Yo boy, these guys got hot hair dos, I just got this hair and hard spikey as hell! I look hot and just got tattoo on my biceps, Man I am just horny looking at this hair!
I am from NY. Generally Like that hari style, when its not overprocessed like some in the above pictures. Theri eyebrows were also alil over tweezed. But hey do you! And to the gentleman that mentioned “I hope people dont think all Italians are like that” Now you know how it feels to be Black- always compared to or classified with the likes of a 50 Cent CHARACTER. Not all of us are thugged out with our pants below our ass in a pair of Timbs. I know that is not what you meant,(or at least hope) but it just my added commentary. Much repect to all!
I too sometimes am ashamed and embarrassed of my own people that portray such a certain/typical stereotypes. But i dont take it to heart bause it is just that, a STEROTYPE. Most importantly i know who I am, What I am, and I do what I do always!
damn honestly every culture in nyc have their clown , i think i saw south american with that kind of hair style , why they pose like black guys is embarased lol and yes they look mad gayy , kind of hot guys lol
Oh. My. Fucking. God. Are these – and I use the term loosely – people – just the Italian version of chavs?
I agree, a couple of them are actually guidos and all of them look ridiculus, however, are they Italian, Hispanics or just American douchebags trying to act like they’re Paris Hilton? I’m Italian with both fair skinned and dark skinned family members (and friends) and most of the guys in these pics are most likely not Italian. Here are my reasons: most have dark hair, not blonde, if we are fair skinned, the nose will be a dead giveaway almost every time (and eyebrows if not tended to), and we often resemble Hispanics, Greeks and Armanians as well. In other words, don’t stereotype people unless you know their true background. I’m the first to admit a good guido, but I think these guys are just plain American-whatever jackasses.
most of those kid are albanian there not italian….. all u kids are whackkk cause u dont even kno what ur talkin aboutt lmaoooooo
Wow, are you kidding me! I am 100% Sicilian and this is just a disgrace to not only Italians but men in general; do women or girls really go for men/boys like this!?!?!? Are these guys wearing makeup? I think their wearing more than I do!
And let’s learn to speak english and not gibberish: Toni Bannoli on July 11th, 2007 at 1:30 pm
Eeeeehhhhhh, Youse guys beddah watch it eear, be makin funnnah me & my piazans. Me, Nicky & Joey be payin’ youse guys a visit eear.
Youse??? What!!!
And seriously, showing off the muscles in each picture like your trying to impress people; real men take pride in themselves and don’t need to do this!
guidos fucking piss me off. They look like fucking carrots.
bunch of lame ass tools…go suck eachother off with ur pursed lips….and wipe off the fuckin make-up…
photoshop back-street boys????
or wtf is it?????
i hate them so much im from nj. from may to september our quality of life becomes cheaper than the canal street BLinG these pieces of shit wear. Half of them are freakin plumbers and cable guys and fooling nobody with their “money” they probably hoard while living in a crappy apartment the rest of the year. they get gypped on the “shaw houses” they rent too ahahah their little whores spend 5 hours in front of the mirror n the result is a desperate-looking tranny. get the fuck out of our state you wastes of life
I can’t believe that these guys are real. They would definitely get waxed in the south. And by waxed, I don’t mean what they do to their balls and eyebrows, I mean laughed at, rejected by the ladies, and possibly taken out into the woods to have some shit sense kicked into them. HaHa…NJ sucks.
shit was SO cash
This isn’t fake, I’m from NYC and worked in Jersey for a while and this is 100% real, they’re CLOWNS, but you have to really seem in person to get the full effect. They dumb as shit, ignorant and alot of them see other races as ‘the other guys’ as if italian is the default race.. But honestly.. NOT ALL ITALIANS are like this, if you’re not from the east coast don’t look at this and think they’re all like these idiots cause they’re not… this was great though
we don’t have guidos in Mississippi, i get the feeling they wouldn’t last too long. Is the guy in picture 7 wanting to show off his acne so everyone can know he does steroids?
All those fucking guidos are pussies. I just fucked up this 1 guido in my school today.. That little pussy had so much gel in his fucking hair, that shit wouldn’t come off my hand.. All guidos are pussies. No match for HARDCORE EUROPEANS!
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
WTF is wrong with these people??!?!?
Oh well.. I’m sure natural selection will wipe these idiots out soon enough.
Also, wasn’t that hairstyle hot more like 10 years ago (if it has ever been..)? Ugly overdone fake tan, on the other hand, has never ever ever been hot.
Also, gotta love that fucking expression on their faces! Does the retarded mmmmmwah-mouth come naturally, or do they have to fake it?
Wtf?! Well to be honest I’d rather hang out with these guys than a bunch of niggers.
Whf. They all look really gay, who timms there eyebrows gays, over the top fake tans Gays, total Musscle marys!!!
the second picture is so fucked up they all have matching hair styles. God if Guidos came to manchester UK they would get so fuckin sparked out!
Are all guys from Jersey this seriously retarded?
they were put on earth to make us laugh…enjoy it…it’s hysterical.
Holy shit
I am really glad that we don’t have people like that where we are from…or if we do they are far and few in between! Those guys all look like a bunch hedgehog douches with fake tans!
I know some of these guys in the pictures, I used to work with them and they’re actually albanians from The Bronx, total douche bags.
Killing time at the office while New Year’s Eve crawls up my ass…
No. 91: Well, there you go — Albanians are, like, ugly retarded Italians. They’re the worst wop out there, and they’re not even dego fucks to begin with!
I would wholeheartedly love to stick a gun in any of these fucknuts’ mouths and pull the trigger, especially that asswipe douche nozzle on your home page. Christ, this piece of shit has freckles! So he has Irish dogshit in him! Dumb fuck.
Hey, I hate everyone, but Italian goons are the worst. Fuck you, you ginzo fucks.
Hey, these guys look real swell if a little pouty.
Butch, masculine yet strangely emotional.
I’m certain they love their mothers and
I’m sure they’re all good boys really.
Why is everyone being so mean to them?
Let him who is without suckiness cast the first suck!
Who’s the asshole that snagged these pictures off a social website anyway. Rude. I agree with Jesus.
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Dont encourage them! YOU SHOW ENOUGH AND THEYLL WANT MORE SPACE!
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my god, they all look exactly the same, i didn’t think anybody had managed to engineer human clones yet.
SUPERSAYAYIN’ !!!
What a bunch of sorry punk ass jits! Whats with all the puckering? You guidos need to get a clue. Fuckin looser! Work out all you want. Your still a bunch of punk ass bitches!
haha yeah in aus muzza’s have more outrageous hair, but they straighten it.. and they dont use fake tan either.
but just as muscular and just as wanker-ish in oz.
if you suck dicks long enough, your mouth structure will change…
ermmm…..wow !! CHICK MAGNETS FOR BLONDES…… wow!! serously, awsome….;) … awsome.
very AWSOME…..they look very sexy….a total chick magnet….. we have a few ppl tht dress up like tht frm where i live at, but they’re not italians or italian american, is tht wrong or its kool??
respect to those faik hair ppl n fake tans
Must be something in the water in Jersey. Christ what a bunch of tools!!
Whahahaha!!!!!!
Go back to the circus FREAKS!!!
I just puked in my mouth a bit.
That is the worst Bluesteel pose i’ve ever seen.
I think a lot of these pics are of the same guy.
Is it just me or are they all making the same face that Ben Stiller was constantly making in Zoolander? Has society completely lost it’s sense of irony? Let’s hope all that artificial tanner secretly makes people sterile.
Oh-my-God.
All the Romans emperors,all the Renaissance artists, all the great philosophes and men and women through History built a wonderful fame of Italy in the world.
Guidos just crashed that fame in a second (and lots of tanning spray)
Fucking faggots.
kisses and hugs from Italy.