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Mitt Romney, who is running for the Republican nomination in the 2008 presidential election, is currently one of the most popular candidates in polls of likely primary voters. This is probably because it’s pretty easy for voters to see that many of the other contenders actually suck, while Romney’s suckiness has enjoyed a somewhat low profile in the media. We here at Who Sucks are quite disappointed in this failing of the mainstream media, so we have investigated Romney and prepared this handy list of 12 Reasons Why Mitt Romney Sucks:
1. He supports torture: Romney is an outspoken supporter of “enhanced interrogation techniques,” or as the layman calls it, torture.
2. He wants to enlarge Gitmo: Romney stated at a 2008 Republican primary debate that he would double the size of the prison at Guantanamo Bay if elected president. Would that be before or after he dissolves the Supreme Court, which has ruled that the indefinite detentions of terror suspects at Gitmo was unconstitutional?
3. He supports teen torture camps: This shouldn’t come as a surprise if you read the two items above. Romney has been linked to WWASPS camps for troubled teens, which has had several lawsuits filed against it alleging that teens were “locked in outdoor dog cages, exercised to exhaustion, deprived of food and sleep, exposed to extreme temperatures without adequate clothing or water, severely beaten, emotionally brutalized, and sexually abused and humiliated. Some were even made to eat their own vomit.”
4. He dodged the draft: Mitt Romney spent the height of the Vietnam War working as a Mormon missionary in France, thanks to a draft deferment his Mormon handlers gave him as “a minister of religion.”
5. Gun control flip-flopper: Romney recently changed his opinions on gun control when he realized he would need to suck up to gun owners if he wanted the Republican vote. When endorsing the Brady Bill in 1994, Romney declared it was “not going to make me a hero of the NRA.” In August 2006, he joined the NRA.
6. He’s a “life-long” hunter: By which I mean a liar. An NRA cap-wearing Romney told New Hampshire voters that he had been a hunter for “pretty much all” in April 2007. The truth soon came out that Romney had only gone hunting twice in his 60 years. If you’re going to suck up to gun owners, at least spare them the BS.
7. He tricked voters with a fake pro-life stance: Romney ran for US Senate in 1994 pledging to keep abortion ”safe and legal in this country.” As a 2002 candidate for governor, Romney said he would not change the state’s abortion laws. He is now running on a pro-life platform. As his top political strategist said in 2005, ”He’s been a pro-life Mormon faking it as a pro-choice friendly.”
8. He uses goons to intimidate his opponents: The security staff of the Romney campaign is well known for pushing around people they don’t want near their campaign events. They’ve also been placed under investigation for impersonating police officers to make threats illegally stop cars belonging to activists working on behalf of other candidates.
9. His campaign spreads lies about his opponents: The Romney campaign has been implicated in a dirty behind-the-scenes whisper campaign aimed at spreading a lie about John McCain’s views on abortion. If that fails, maybe they’ll claim he fathered black children?
10. He opposes stem cell research: While governor of Massachusetts, Romney tried to veto a bill that would have promoted stem cell research in the state. Luckily, state legislators were not living in the dark ages, and they overturned his anti-science veto.
11. He abuses animals: While moving driving his family from Ontario to Boston in 1983, Romney strapped the family dog to the top of their car for the entire drive. WTF?
12. He’s Mormon: Even if you like Mormons, you have to admit that his religion, which has a very negative image, will make Romney unelectable.
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I like your list! There are only two additions I’d like to se:
There is his torturing a woman in the hospital waiting for life-saving surgery.
And then there is his real name, Willard Mitt Romney!
Otherwise, speaking as someone who was one of his constituents for four long and lousy years — he sucks!
According to this website, does anything _not_ suck? I find your attacks on Romney and just about everything else to be spurious, specious and generally destructive rather than informative and upbuilding. Political dissent is the lifeblood of our nation, but this sort of sophomoric jingoism has no value. Your inclusion of the incident with his dog – which was _not_ torture, if you read the full account, and using his faith as a negative point – shows you to be narrow-minded in the extreme. Mormonism does not have a generally negative image, except among the terminally ignorant and deliberately uninformed.
This sounds like something written by an 8 year old. Why not talk about the issues instead of hating on his religion and spreading false rumors.
You’re forgetting his attempt to veto the Massachusetts bill to increase minimum wage for the state a year ago. I think it was passed unanimously.
I got a good laugh from #3′s comment. You read a webpage called who-sucks.com and complain that the author is writing about things that suck? Durrr…
As for #4, if you don’t consider torture, freedom of speech, abortion, gun control, personal honesty and stem-cell research to be actual issues, I’m not sure what you would consider to be actual issues. Also, the author did not bash Mormonism, and I do wish you would have been so kind as to point out the items on the list that are ‘false rumors’.
Let’s be forthright with our reasons why he sucks here.
As to the draft and serving a mission. All missionaries from the LDS Church were given draft deferrals, and the misison usually lasts only 24 months (although Romney extended to 30 months). The Vietnam war was considerably longer than that, in fact continued for several years after Romney’s mission ended.
That said, he does suck, but don’t just take these reasons at face value, explore them and decide for yourself.
Romney completely sucks. This list (while good) didn’t even include the time he praised Hitler’s energy innovation, tossed his own wife under the bus when it was discovered that she donated to an abortion clinic, or the best one of all if you ask me…
His favorite book being Battlefield Earth.
Lately he’s trying to gain ground by trouncing on every word that comes out of Obama’s mouth. Just go away already, Romney.
Come one, is that the best you can come up with ?
You people have enough ignorance, hatred, and despair to be the donkey that your party wants you to be. Why don’t
you blow out your brains you sorry Keith Oberman worshiping losers, shit I’ll give you my own 12 gauge just so you will quit whining you sorry bitches. You are not worth the sperm of your fathers cock…
Democrats are like SUV’s they consume alot of energy to do nothing. Wow Nancy, you guys sure did alot in and since those “96 Hours”
Can’t we all just get along and eat smores, I love you guys
I love Romney because:
a) He is good to look at
b) He is one hell of a business-man
c) He stands firm on what he believes in
Who cares about Romney, the truth is out there on him and he doesn’t stand a chance.
sucks?
he SWALLOWS!
come see why I know this man is a gumby,,
and yes ty 4 this post- I reposted this link onto my anti mitt site.
ty
another rich war monger out of touch with us working class people
I saw number 13′s response…
I almost died from embarrassment.
Whoever that was must have been JOKING or something, but I am now officially ashamed to be a human being.
I’ve been saying Mitt Romney sucks since as long as I’d heard of him. He’s a Flip-Flopping asshole trying to suck the proverbial dick of America. It can’t be done and anyone who likes him is just waiting for a dictator to take over America.
Wake up brainwashed idiots!!!
yes.. I also had wanted to respond to the poster, ‘iheartromney’
a. but his hair gel is more than mine…
b. you have it a bit mixed… his business sense should land him a seat in hell
c. yes he stands firm on jello perhaps… “watch it wiggle”..lol
to the poster, joe scmoe..im sure u meant to sign joe shmoe.. your name shows your ignorance of our us rights of free speech.
and.. joe shmoe..isnt that a cousin of joe blow…which I believe is related to joe blow from idaho… mitt sucks..joe blow… must be a family of suckers.
wow I dissed you, (joe scmoe) and I didnt need to use the vulgarity you must use.
plz come back for debates not attacks..no-one takes a dirty mouth as an indication of intelligence.
as 4 any commenters to this widly funny and mostly true page…that would like truths on what this man did in my home state and elsewhere, feel free to browse my weblink here..
http://vote4anybodybutmittromney.4t.com/
my ‘not a mitt fan’ signing here will bring you to it.
once again ty jefferson 4 posting your creative opinion.
Mormons suck, i agree much on that statment. There creeps look into it
Whoever wrote this is an idiot. If I had some time to waste, I’d have em sued for slander. I hope McCain gets elected, his idiot supporters get drafted, we have to stay in Iraq at full force for 4 more years, an illegal immigrant takes your job, and everyone who doesnt own there house gets foreclosed on. Oh yeah, almost forgot about his tripling the national debt. All the while doing that gay thumbs up he does. At least Romney knows what stock trading and computers are. I’m in the Navy (same as McCain) and I still dont want to see that old bastard in the White House. Think about it.
Don’t forget his mandatory Massachusetts Health Care Reform Law which penalizes those without health insurance and slaps a $200 fine on their taxes. How has no one seen the criminal aspects of this law? And why does America have such a f***ing problem with health care?
true true i hate that hes a morman lier fraud hyporcyte well id rather have 4 more years of bush than this guy
UR AN IDIOT! ROMNEY IS OUR SAVIOUR!!!!!!!
U IDIOT!
you romney haters are pathetic. there is too much hasty generalization. youre very ignorant.